Posted on 05/26/2024 12:26:23 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered."
"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered."
The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their behind are interchangeable."
Ping!
Nobody wants to operate on a politician. They’re full of 💩
LOL!
A high-level interdisciplinary conference was being held at an expensive resort in Switzerland. After a few drinks the conversation came around the question of the “oldest profession”. A surgeon opined that since God took a rib from Adam to create the woman, surgery must take precedence as the oldest profession. A civil engineer then argued that before that God created the world out of chaos in six days, therefor engineering must be the oldest profession. Whereupon a drunken economist whispered, “Ah, but who created the chaos?”
Good one.last week while walking, a bum approached me. He was wearing baggy jeans and an old t-shirt. His hair was a mess. A we met,I realized that it was a very well respected orthopedic surgeon. He had done both my hip and knee.
After this past winter, the experience I had with several furnace repair folks put them well below lawyers....
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