[dayglored]

It's the Bee!

[dayglored]

I gotta admit, smoking hot moderators and the sad trombone would make the debate much more entertaining.

[fwdude]

Biden wishes that the moderators were 9 or 10... years old.

[230FMJ]

Are you sure this is satire? These conditions sound pretty reasonable to me!

[forYourChildrenVote4Bush]

Also one last one

Biden needs to ride on stage with a bicycle 🚴 which has no seat

[FlingWingFlyer]

ROTFL

[rockabyebaby]

OMG! LOL! This is awesome! Trump should read these and implement them!

[nikos1121]

Didn’t make me laugh one iota...

[Steely Tom]

So good to have a big laugh !

Did PDJT make any demands ?

[Churchillspirit]

Love No1.....

[Noumenon]

I’d watch that. It would be epic.

[subterfuge]

How about a drinking game where everyone takes a drink every time slow Joe says “our democracy!” Or “pause.”

[RetiredArmy]

Now that’s funny rat thar!!!

[Lmo56]

8. NO BROWN M&Ms [APOLOGIES TO VAN HALEN] ...

[Captainpaintball]

Yeah, it’s the Bee. Because in reality, the stable genius wasn’t bright enough to make any demands, he gave scumbag Joe everything wanted. Brilliant.

[Tanniker Smith]

Benny Hill music must be played whenever Biden wanders around the stage:

Gotta admit: if we could get that, it might be worth voting for Joe just for four years of that so we'd have a final laugh as the country went down the tubes

[Chewbarkah]

“...the White House would neither confirm nor deny that Biden had agreed to Trump’s demands.”

As if he would actually know... Just tell Biden he already agreed and here’s an ice cream cone.

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

In one of the 2016 Presidential debates with Billary, Trump brought Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, Kathy Shelton and Paula Jones. Billary is still seething.

Perhaps for the upcoming debates President Trump could have Hunter Biden lookalikes. The lookalikes could all have laptops open on their laps, and a prostitute on each side. Heck, each Hunter lookalike could, right in the middle of the debate, receive a special Amazon delivery of sandwich bags with white powder.

[Songcraft]

In response, Biden told the Bee that he wanted to add just one more item to his own list of demands.   He wants Dr. Jill to stand there beside him, and interpret what he says for the moderators and TV audience.

When he says "Ooooooooooph baroo des pingle dak in shumero, cozzie dil boopt!", he wants her to translate it to "Our son Hunter has now expanded into fine sculpture art, where his special works bring in significant financial acquisition fees".

Here's one example, which sold for $500,000:


      

[Political Junkie Too]

Moderators have to be smoking hot: Not just attractive. They have to be hot. Smoking hot. At least a 9 or a 10.

-PJ

[NetAddicted]

Sounds like great demands. It’d have huge ratings. Too bad this is the Bee.