[Bonemaker]

Hope a mortician does his next makeup job.

[Socon-Econ]

A credible as the rumors of Putin being seriously ill.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

We have a President of the United States who poops his pants on command and pinches the nipples of little girls in public, but you want to focus on a politician getting a makeover before a press conference like they all do.

[RoosterRedux]

Pancakes for breakfast and beer and chips at night can have the same cheek-plumping effect.

Unfortunately, I don't consume any of those.

[doorgunner69]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[xoxox]

[C210N]

In other actually relevant news, today on FR:

Russian Armed Forces deliver massive strike on strategic targets across Ukraine

[JonPreston]

More news from Today's Mirror UK

[kiryandil]

“The Putin’s cheeks were shaking, and the stage 5 elbow cancer clearly had him on the back foot.”

[TangoLimaSierra]

Got him now.

[BipolarBob]

And Zelenskys pockets were full of American dollars.

[delta7]

Bad Vlad is elected for another six years by a huge margin, but no mention of the assassination attempt on St Z by two senior Ukie military officers? ……the similarities between Hitler and his Nazis “ end” are very similar to Ukraine’s “end”….history records assassination attempts on Hitler increased as his citizens realized what he ( St Z) had done to them.

This goes only two ways, St Z flees to one of his many mansions abroad, or he and his regime are dealt with by his own military- which has been brutally sacrificed by a senile, corrupted old man sitting in the WH and the Western war cheerleaders.

I suspect St Z goes the way of Mussolini…..again, another similarity.

[SuperLuminal]

So what!
Not as bad as what we have to put up with when watching our own communist leader...

[Allegra]

[PIF]

Putin’s double tries on new disguise.

[FLT-bird]

Yeah Yeah and he’ll be dead within 6 months.

2 years ago called. It wants its headlines back.

[delta7]

I am going to laugh for days on end when our brain dead war cheerleaders discover whose Vlad’s “ replacement “ will be…..Vlad has been very, very restrained…..and every day he adds yet another “ tool” to Russia’s toolbox.

I suggest you and the war cheerleaders think ahead…….

“ Dmitry Medvedev (front right), and Nikolai Patrushev (front left) are among those who could replace Vladimir Putin as president.(Sputnik/Kremlin via Reuters: Aleksey Nikolskyi)”.

You should be praying President Putin remains in office.

[Kazan]

The Russians could find a body double for Putin with this problem!

What's Putin dying of now?

[moovova]

Thank goodness ButtBoy Zelensky has never worn makeup...

[moovova]

"Prof Anthony Glees, from the University of Buckingham, told The Mirror..."

I guess, when your own country has already been invaded by, and surrendered to...the Grand Caliphate, it's OK to be a snarky tabloid Karen about other countries. Alahu Akbar, comrade!