SPD: "Axe-wielding naked woman taken into custody" [Louisiana]

AN17.com ^ | 4/10/2024 | Slidell Police

[simpson96]

Press Release from Slidell Police:

On Tuesday afternoon, Slidell Police located the woman accused of being nude while chasing a man through the woods with an axe this past weekend. Officers spotted the female, identified as Angela Wagner, completely clothed this time, near the TA Truck Stop in Slidell. Officers took her into custody without incident for two outstanding warrants, 𝐀𝐠𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 and 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 - 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞, in relation to the incident.

[brownsfan]

Guilty.

[MortMan]

That ain’t the good kinda nekkid!

[yelostar]

Must be a Florida transplant.

[rdl6989]

This is going to be an interesting thread.

[Jim W N]

Dykes again...

[eastforker]

She looks like that short haired dyke in that miracle ear commercial.

[z3n]

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

She had an axe to grind with somebody.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Sounds like something from an Elmore Leonard novel.

[Revel]

Meth head or crack head.... Maybe both.

[ClearCase_guy]

The police are going to axe her a few questions.

[dayglored]

> That ain’t the good kinda nekkid!

Yep!

There's "naked", and there's "nekkid". Then there's "good nekkid" and there's "bad nekkid".

This is "bad nekkid".

[Sir Bangaz Cracka]

If this thing be nakeed, I be runnin too.

[TnTnTn]

She looks nice…lolol

[PGR88]

[FLT-bird]

Guilty

[bigbob]

It’s never like it sounds

[E. Pluribus Unum]

When Lot Lizards attack.

[rdl6989]

Excuse me while I wipe the soda pop from my monitor.