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O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was
Babylon Bee ^
| Apr 11, 2024
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 04/11/2024 8:32:08 AM PDT by dayglored
U.S. — O.J. Simpson has passed away from cancer at the age of 76. According to sources from the afterlife, the former football star is looking forward to asking God who really killed his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson.
"I've been racking my brains for decades trying to figure out who may have done it," said Simpson. "It will be great to have all my questions finally laid to rest. I really can't imagine who might have committed such a crime."
At publishing time, O.J. Simpson's questions unfortunately remained unanswered after a majority-black jury declared him "not dead."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; goodriddance; lowspeedchase; noclassonfr; ojsimpson
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IT'S THE BEE !! They must've had this one teed-up and ready before the body got cold.
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:32:08 AM PDT
by
dayglored
To: dayglored
I know right? That didn’t take long
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:34:03 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: V_TWIN
Robert Kardashian after the verdict is read.....a look is worth a thousand words
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:34:15 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: V_TWIN
The worst thing about that case, is we got the frickin’ Kardashians because of it.
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:35:07 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dayglored
I always thought it was a twofer, OJ on the guy, and his son on the ex-wife.
To: dayglored
Yeah, but OJ has passed away.
That trial was as big a racist farce as there ever has been.
The trial was over as soon as the racist jury was seated.
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:36:38 AM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: dayglored
OJ I hope you rest in…pieces.
In hell at that.
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:39:15 AM PDT
by
Phoenix8
To: dfwgator
The worst thing about that case, is we got the frickin’ Kardashians because of it. No, OJ's acquittal and the endorsement of racial entitlement was far, far worse than the Kardashians, whom I have managed to successfully ignore for three decades. OJ's acquittal was a watershed in American jurisprudence, and our social history, and a very dark one.
To: dayglored
Did the Fred Goldman family ever manage to cash in on the Civil Court settlement from OK over their son’s death?
I recall OJ saying he was never paying them anything.
To: dfwgator; Chode; SkyDancer; Carriage Hill; Lockbox; All
Kardashianskardasshats.
Fixed.
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:40:04 AM PDT
by
mabarker1
( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
To: dayglored
Too soon? HELL NO!!
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:41:56 AM PDT
by
Impala64ssa
(Laiken Riley is my daughter!)
To: dfwgator
I thought you liked big butts? 🤷🤣
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:43:11 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:48:47 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:49:03 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dayglored
Since he won’t be seeing God......
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posted on
04/11/2024 8:58:10 AM PDT
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/11/2024 9:00:25 AM PDT
by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/11/2024 9:01:07 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/11/2024 9:09:18 AM PDT
by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: dayglored
Q. How do we know OJ was innocent?
A. He was a Buffalo Bill. Buffalo Bills don't slash, they choke
Q. What is the difference between OJ Simpson and John Elway?
A. OJ drove a slow, white Bronco. Elway was a slow, white Bronco
NEWS FLASH -
A new recording of a phone call between OJ and his son casts doubt on OJs guilt in the horrific death of Nicole Simpson.
OJ Son: Dad, can I borrow the car?
OJ: Go axe your mom
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posted on
04/11/2024 9:12:09 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(Islam only understands Death and Pain. Give it to them. )
To: ansel12
>
Police Slowly Escort White Hearse Containing O.J. Simpson https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4230512/posts Oh geez, I hadn't seen that one yet, thanks! BB is on a roll!
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posted on
04/11/2024 9:17:57 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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