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Necessary Accommodations if Biden’s Re-Elected
American Thinker ^ | 7 Apr, 2024 | Pete McArdle

Posted on 04/07/2024 7:29:13 AM PDT by MtnClimber

At present, it seems unlikely that Americans will re-elect a frail, rapidly declining octogenarian to be our commander-in-chief. Still, one should never underestimate the Democrat party’s uncanny ability to spread lies, cheat early and often, and simply steal elections by any means necessary.

Should old, senile Joe Biden somehow get re-elected, his handlers will unfortunately have to make provisions for his rapidly accelerating dementia. We’re talking simple things, like the elder shoes with huge soles and fake laces that Biden already sports.

SNIP

Speaking’s going to be a real problem in Biden’s next term, too. He already garbles his words, yells angrily, whispers creepily, mixes up names and places, makes up apocryphal tales of personal glory, clears his throat after every third sentence...and it’s only going to get worse.

The solution? Simple. Start having an experienced translator tell us in English what poor old Joe’s saying while he mumbles in the background at reduced volume. If necessary, give the translator a printed copy of Biden’s intended remarks so the White House staff won’t have to walk anything back the next day. And since this White House speaks only to its fellow lefties, perhaps have a second person elucidate what Biden’s rambling on about with interpretive dance. Can’t hurt.

Rumor has it that way back in 2021, Pres. Biden was already incontinent, having pooped himself during a visit with the pope, causing the papal audience to run long due to the resultant wardrobe change. Whether that’s true or not, sadly, it’s only a matter of time before dementia sufferers have trouble dressing themselves and become completely incontinent.

Kill two birds with one stone, I say (or use a giant wind turbine if no stones are available). Behold: the presidential onesie!

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; dementia; wokeism
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To: nwrep

Biden will not be reelected due to his position on any issues. He will be reelected due to fraud and vote stealing just like the last time.


21 posted on 04/07/2024 8:23:13 AM PDT by caver ( )
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To: MtnClimber

Pete McArdle had fun writing that one.

But humor aside, Biden winning is not out of the realm of impossible, albeit unlikely (the rift between reality and cheating to win is to great).

If 2020 should have taught Americans something, it’s that our democracy which we taut at every chance, is in reality highly manipulated/gamed or as Trump put it “rigged.”

Candidates like Joe who have the bureaucracy on their side, have connections with folks that make the rules regards elections, with a lot of experience regarding elections, who have the MSM on their side overwhelmingly, and have connections with federal law enforcement and the IC (helped put some of these folks in their positions), simply have a huge advantage.

Our elections are like a monopoly game, but where the rules of the game get to be changed, and the candidate who has the greater influence on how these rules get changed, has a big advantage.

NONE of these changes are coincidental or random, and functionality for the voter is seldom the true consideration.

Gerrymandering most people acknowledge is a reality and form of election manipulation. However, today the whole process is fraught with manipulations. The people making these policies are not ignorant to what they are doing, folks are watching them, and the candidates themselves are analyzing every nuance detail.

Billions for certain individuals or corporations, international trade, entire industries are impacted by election outcomes. Very large egos and the entourage of folks that ride on their coat train are at stake. To think changes in election procedures is uninfluenced by these interests is naive.

Even though today most people must acknowledge that our democratic process is full of manipulations, there is no real effort being made to fix this.


22 posted on 04/07/2024 8:26:43 AM PDT by Red6
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To: dforest
The left tries to make us believe how popular those things are because it is used to explain their cheating. We fall for it every time. People can still get abortions and the Israel/Pali thing isn’t something people want much involvement in when the border is invaded.

Very true. On the other hand, from what I see, those are not just popular among the left. Otherwise traditional-minded Asians for instance, who are not your average wild-eyed white progressives, also subscribe to these ideas without thinking. The huge reach that mainstream media and the views they espouse is underestimated here. These have all become default positions for many people unfortunately.

23 posted on 04/07/2024 8:29:21 AM PDT by nwrep
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To: dforest
I think you are a very sneaky troll. DU awaits you.

Sorry, with all due respect, that is incorrect. Thank you for your comment.

24 posted on 04/07/2024 8:30:19 AM PDT by nwrep
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To: caver

Possibly, yes.


25 posted on 04/07/2024 8:31:03 AM PDT by nwrep
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To: dforest

One of the Kos Kids, likely.
Like Rush’s “Seminar callers”, who attended seminars on how to get past conservative talk radio screeners and pretend on-air to be former loyal Republicans who nowadays seen the “sensibility” of becoming Democrats instead.
Pathetic.


26 posted on 04/07/2024 8:39:18 AM PDT by desertsolitaire
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To: nwrep

Popular to you... They are not the glue that holds this nation.
When biden opened the border, this is the #1 issue,.. Unless you have not seen nor experienced the results..
They would have to cheat again.. They do know how to do that.


27 posted on 04/07/2024 9:02:09 AM PDT by frnewsjunkie
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To: nwrep
And the fact that many polling locations are staffed by teachers, minor local officials and DemonRat operatives.

They will assure that the Gravy Train wins.

28 posted on 04/07/2024 9:12:57 AM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (Invest in Hangin' Rope futures!)
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To: Signalman

It’s been over since 2020.


29 posted on 04/07/2024 9:15:21 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: combat_boots

Sadly.


30 posted on 04/07/2024 9:15:30 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: nwrep

Don’t forget about Gyorgy Schwartz and the WEF.


31 posted on 04/07/2024 9:17:08 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: MtnClimber

32 posted on 04/07/2024 9:21:35 AM PDT by Justa
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To: MtnClimber

I believe Creepy Joe’s first, and last action if reelected will be unconditional surrender.


33 posted on 04/07/2024 9:29:11 AM PDT by exnavy
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To: MtnClimber

“experienced translator tell us in English what poor old Joe’s saying”

Use that sign language guy from Mandela’s funeral.

But just like Chomo Joe, the media translate just like they did Obama. Every stupid thing Obama said the media dutifully told us that what he said is not really what he said.


34 posted on 04/07/2024 10:12:21 AM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: FamiliarFace

Congressional Democrats?

35 posted on 04/07/2024 10:24:46 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. )
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To: MtnClimber

Americans didn’t elect him the first time, Americans won’t elect him this time. Yet here he is.


36 posted on 04/07/2024 10:29:03 AM PDT by GrumpyOldGuy
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To: MtnClimber
If he steals it again (which most likely will happen), any and all “speeches” he will give will be by video and they will use an AI generated version of him and the speeches will be flawless (in it's presentation).

He will not make any In-person appearances.

37 posted on 04/07/2024 12:43:30 PM PDT by CapnJack ( )
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