"Who, me worry?"
Posted on 04/07/2024 7:29:13 AM PDT by MtnClimber
At present, it seems unlikely that Americans will re-elect a frail, rapidly declining octogenarian to be our commander-in-chief. Still, one should never underestimate the Democrat party’s uncanny ability to spread lies, cheat early and often, and simply steal elections by any means necessary.
Should old, senile Joe Biden somehow get re-elected, his handlers will unfortunately have to make provisions for his rapidly accelerating dementia. We’re talking simple things, like the elder shoes with huge soles and fake laces that Biden already sports.
SNIP
Speaking’s going to be a real problem in Biden’s next term, too. He already garbles his words, yells angrily, whispers creepily, mixes up names and places, makes up apocryphal tales of personal glory, clears his throat after every third sentence...and it’s only going to get worse.
The solution? Simple. Start having an experienced translator tell us in English what poor old Joe’s saying while he mumbles in the background at reduced volume. If necessary, give the translator a printed copy of Biden’s intended remarks so the White House staff won’t have to walk anything back the next day. And since this White House speaks only to its fellow lefties, perhaps have a second person elucidate what Biden’s rambling on about with interpretive dance. Can’t hurt.
Rumor has it that way back in 2021, Pres. Biden was already incontinent, having pooped himself during a visit with the pope, causing the papal audience to run long due to the resultant wardrobe change. Whether that’s true or not, sadly, it’s only a matter of time before dementia sufferers have trouble dressing themselves and become completely incontinent.
Kill two birds with one stone, I say (or use a giant wind turbine if no stones are available). Behold: the presidential onesie!
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The problem with having Biden speeches with a sign language interpreter and also an interpretive dance translator is that there will be about 50 other genders that are not represented even with the best DEI translator hiring.
"Who, me worry?"
It won’t be America.
It is not unlikely that he will be re-elected. It is a near certainty. Biden will crush the GOP on the twin platform of abortion and support for Palestine. Those positions are hugely popular in America.
As patriotic Americans learned in 2020, it doesn't matter anymore who Americans vote for, it's who the Demonicrat ballot counters and voting machine programmers, backed by the Demonicrat-owned judges and DeepStaters, declare the winner.
The Demonicrats could just as well choose a traitorous, flatlined pedophile, or a pile of diseased excrement on a San Francisco sidewalk. It makes no difference to them as long as it helps destroy the United States.
Harris will be the next Pres if Biden is elected because Biden will not likely last another 4 years. This country, as a Constitutional republic, will be over.
AI Joe by Google.
Is there a bigger horse’s @ss than this degenerate? I’d like smack that SEG right off his face. Pardon my French.
Yup. Also people here grossly underestimate how unpopular Trump is, and how many political weapons Biden has at his disposal, including Taylor Swift.
No, he will cheat. Those two things are only popular with leftists. The left tries to make us believe how popular those things are because it is used to explain their cheating. We fall for it every time. People can still get abortions and the Israel/Pali thing isn’t something people want much involvement in when the border is invaded.
People right now are more worried about the sorry state of their finances, crappy medical care, open borders.
I think you are a very sneaky troll. DU awaits you.
I saw someone’s YouTube video where several military and civilian government workers were being asked about Biden, they all sounded like they’d memorized the same talking points. The word “sharp” was used often, sometimes two in succeeding sentences. Obviously, the White House has put out the taking points to people likely to meet the press.
Re-elected?!
SNORT.
The POTATUS wasn’t elected the first time.
Being reinstalled isn’t the same as being reelected.
Another election steal and it would take a miracle that people don’t start killing the thieves..
We pretend to have elections.
And we will pretend that the guy who “won” is actually acting as president.
For Joe’s next term, he’ll be in a memory ward at a special hospital, and no one will care at all. Harris will do as she’s told, and no one will have any idea how the country is run. Things will just happen. Bad things.
And I also think that after Joe gets 120 million ballots, Trump will say, “Wait a minute ...” and the FBI will swoop down, and put Trump in a cell from which he will never leave. And the media will say, “Can you believe that this guy tried a SECOND insurrection???”
It’s an interesting election in that we already know how both candidates actually performed in office . No need to listen to any promises of a bright shiny future. One of the reasons Hillary lost was her health. Joe obviously has this problem much worse. They will have to cheat extra hard this time.
They’re running ads in Wisconsin that say Trump will ban abortion nationwide. We know that’s a big lie. SCOTUS has ruled that’s a state issue.
Biden won’t be re-elected the party has done to much damage to the country and public recovery will take awhile and will always be remembered they will never recover a third party will be their replacement.
It’s happened before
“...with a sign language interpreter...”
Many movies have subs at the bottom of the picture. It would probably be a lot safer than having a translator get confused and say the wrong thing. Just presub the speech and use it during actual speech. There are a lot of times when foreign wording goes beyond what is being said, so when he goes off into space it won’t make any difference as his mike will be off. Then they can cut him when the speech is over, and trot out the mouthpiece to answer any questions while he’s lead back to the truck.
wy69
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