Posted on 04/07/2024 7:29:13 AM PDT by MtnClimber
At present, it seems unlikely that Americans will re-elect a frail, rapidly declining octogenarian to be our commander-in-chief. Still, one should never underestimate the Democrat party’s uncanny ability to spread lies, cheat early and often, and simply steal elections by any means necessary.
Should old, senile Joe Biden somehow get re-elected, his handlers will unfortunately have to make provisions for his rapidly accelerating dementia. We’re talking simple things, like the elder shoes with huge soles and fake laces that Biden already sports.
SNIP
Speaking’s going to be a real problem in Biden’s next term, too. He already garbles his words, yells angrily, whispers creepily, mixes up names and places, makes up apocryphal tales of personal glory, clears his throat after every third sentence...and it’s only going to get worse.
The solution? Simple. Start having an experienced translator tell us in English what poor old Joe’s saying while he mumbles in the background at reduced volume. If necessary, give the translator a printed copy of Biden’s intended remarks so the White House staff won’t have to walk anything back the next day. And since this White House speaks only to its fellow lefties, perhaps have a second person elucidate what Biden’s rambling on about with interpretive dance. Can’t hurt.
Rumor has it that way back in 2021, Pres. Biden was already incontinent, having pooped himself during a visit with the pope, causing the papal audience to run long due to the resultant wardrobe change. Whether that’s true or not, sadly, it’s only a matter of time before dementia sufferers have trouble dressing themselves and become completely incontinent.
Kill two birds with one stone, I say (or use a giant wind turbine if no stones are available). Behold: the presidential onesie!
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Biden will not be reelected due to his position on any issues. He will be reelected due to fraud and vote stealing just like the last time.
Pete McArdle had fun writing that one.
But humor aside, Biden winning is not out of the realm of impossible, albeit unlikely (the rift between reality and cheating to win is to great).
If 2020 should have taught Americans something, it’s that our democracy which we taut at every chance, is in reality highly manipulated/gamed or as Trump put it “rigged.”
Candidates like Joe who have the bureaucracy on their side, have connections with folks that make the rules regards elections, with a lot of experience regarding elections, who have the MSM on their side overwhelmingly, and have connections with federal law enforcement and the IC (helped put some of these folks in their positions), simply have a huge advantage.
Our elections are like a monopoly game, but where the rules of the game get to be changed, and the candidate who has the greater influence on how these rules get changed, has a big advantage.
NONE of these changes are coincidental or random, and functionality for the voter is seldom the true consideration.
Gerrymandering most people acknowledge is a reality and form of election manipulation. However, today the whole process is fraught with manipulations. The people making these policies are not ignorant to what they are doing, folks are watching them, and the candidates themselves are analyzing every nuance detail.
Billions for certain individuals or corporations, international trade, entire industries are impacted by election outcomes. Very large egos and the entourage of folks that ride on their coat train are at stake. To think changes in election procedures is uninfluenced by these interests is naive.
Even though today most people must acknowledge that our democratic process is full of manipulations, there is no real effort being made to fix this.
Very true. On the other hand, from what I see, those are not just popular among the left. Otherwise traditional-minded Asians for instance, who are not your average wild-eyed white progressives, also subscribe to these ideas without thinking. The huge reach that mainstream media and the views they espouse is underestimated here. These have all become default positions for many people unfortunately.
Sorry, with all due respect, that is incorrect. Thank you for your comment.
Possibly, yes.
One of the Kos Kids, likely.
Like Rush’s “Seminar callers”, who attended seminars on how to get past conservative talk radio screeners and pretend on-air to be former loyal Republicans who nowadays seen the “sensibility” of becoming Democrats instead.
Pathetic.
Popular to you... They are not the glue that holds this nation.
When biden opened the border, this is the #1 issue,.. Unless you have not seen nor experienced the results..
They would have to cheat again.. They do know how to do that.
They will assure that the Gravy Train wins.
It’s been over since 2020.
Sadly.
Don’t forget about Gyorgy Schwartz and the WEF.
I believe Creepy Joe’s first, and last action if reelected will be unconditional surrender.
“experienced translator tell us in English what poor old Joe’s saying”
Use that sign language guy from Mandela’s funeral.
But just like Chomo Joe, the media translate just like they did Obama. Every stupid thing Obama said the media dutifully told us that what he said is not really what he said.
Congressional Democrats?
Americans didn’t elect him the first time, Americans won’t elect him this time. Yet here he is.
He will not make any In-person appearances.
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