Posted on 04/02/2024 8:36:21 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
PALM BEACH, FL — Mar-a-Lago is now worth upwards of $500 million after former President Donald Trump announced he had hung up three paintings by renowned artist Hunter Biden.
Trump held a special unveiling party for supporters at Mar-a-Lago's Donald J. Trump Grand Ballroom. The three paintings shown were "Some Colors," "Paint On Canvas," and "Look, A Bird."
"They tell me I overvalued this place but, if anything, I undervalued it," Trump told supporters. "But now they can't argue with me because I've got Hunter here. Everyone says 'Where's Hunter? Where is he?' Well, he's here, folks. We've got Hunter Biden here at Mar-a-Lago and it's a beautiful thing."
"They're absolutely fantastic paintings, let me tell you. Definitely not a bunch of random colors thrown on a canvas to launder money."
After the unveiling, the former president toured the property with a real estate appraiser. Sources confirm the tour was cut short when he became entranced by one of the Hunter Biden paintings.
"Beautiful," Trump reportedly whispered. "So majestic."
At publishing time, Donald Trump had been sued for undervaluing the Mar-a-Lago estate.
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What a burn.
Love the Bee.
‘What a burn’ in some fonts looks like ‘What a bum’.
Still correct.
This is just TOO GOOD..
Trump really should do this!
Hang them in the bathrooms.
Yes, at the lower level of the urinal. Above the Jane Fonda cake.
LOL- good one- also liked the one where they said something along the lines of “Trump turns the tables on the democrats by squatting in the white house”
The Bee is still the best!!
There were numerous poses of Hunter "painting".....but experts say when his paintings were hung
in a gallery, there were numerous techniques displayed but none with the technique in his PR poses.
Kudos to the BEE
That cake is sitting on top of the Hillary Clinton plastic mat, right?
By the way, the painting was Hunter’s famous “House in the Woods”.
The golden E.I.Bee microphone lives on.
Immediately suspected the bee and of course was justified in thinking this way—it was the bee.
They’re them!
“...sued for undervaluing...”
Hoo hoo what a hoot!
On the one paining entitled, Look a Bird ...if you look closely you can still see the numbers.
Nice crayon strokes on that one...
Nicely Done, I didn't even think of that!
Investigating real artists' and art critics' discussions on techniques actually exposes Hunter Biden's Bribery Scam further.
Kudo's!
Hunter was also photoed using some archaic Japanese
painting technique but it never showed up in the gallery.
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