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1 posted on 03/02/2024 4:42:22 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Beaver? I’m going to have to watch this thread for the jokes.


2 posted on 03/02/2024 4:43:20 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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ibng


3 posted on 03/02/2024 4:44:25 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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Shakeys Pizza used to have a “Right Hander’s Special” during lent. Shrimp and anchovies with misc veggies


4 posted on 03/02/2024 4:45:58 PM PST by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon! )
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How about Chupacabra?


5 posted on 03/02/2024 4:46:10 PM PST by Cold_Red_Steel
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The Bible calls them unclean, unfit for man to eat.


6 posted on 03/02/2024 4:46:24 PM PST by Jonty30 (I may not know as much about American history and law as I like, but I know more than most liberals.)
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One Bishop says it’s ok to eat beaver on Fridays and another Bishop says gators are fish....lol


9 posted on 03/02/2024 4:48:26 PM PST by HonkyTonkMan ( )
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The dietary restrictions during Lent are man-made. The gyrations some are going through to define meat are indicative of that.

Additionally, and most importantly, there are no biblical restrictions on what you can eat during Lent.

And Lent is a man-made event while we're at it. If one feels led to participate one can but it is not an obligation.

21 posted on 03/02/2024 4:53:30 PM PST by ealgeone
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Eat WHAT now?

Six times Wally and Beaver had a run-in with the law

23 posted on 03/02/2024 4:55:33 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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Beaver?! Hmm.....


25 posted on 03/02/2024 4:56:04 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.)
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I stick to bottle-nosed dolphin and manatee during Lent.


29 posted on 03/02/2024 4:58:01 PM PST by Joe 6-pack
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I’ve never seen alligator on any US restaurant menu. i have had crocodile in Austrailia. is there much difference in taste?


30 posted on 03/02/2024 4:58:27 PM PST by posterchild
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Who the hell would eat a Capybara?


33 posted on 03/02/2024 4:59:58 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (The kernel of our firm's job is to go with lots. - tnlibertarian job offer letter)
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Step 1: catch an alligator …
Step 2: discuss with alligator who will be the diner and who will be the dinner


51 posted on 03/02/2024 5:31:55 PM PST by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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“...yes, the alligator is considered in the fish family...”

I consider filet mignon fish....filet!


53 posted on 03/02/2024 5:41:43 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Muskrat Downriver Detroit...

https://www.hourdetroit.com/community/muskrat-dinners-a-tradition-during-lent-downriver/


57 posted on 03/02/2024 5:57:20 PM PST by dakine
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NOW they tell me. I just cancelled my delivery for all three.


60 posted on 03/02/2024 6:19:14 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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Quote
Don’t worry. It’s been approved by some religious authorities.
.....

The about 2,000 demon possessed swine years are almost up..
And they’ve been full of religious authorities and doctrines of demons.

The fall is going to really hurt some religious authorities the hardest..


64 posted on 03/02/2024 8:22:24 PM PST by delchiante
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I used to work with a good Catholic who gave up the same things for Lent every year - cheese and watermelon. He couldn’t stand either one.


66 posted on 03/02/2024 9:17:15 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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