Posted on 02/29/2024 6:40:00 AM PST by dynachrome
The Babylon Bee has obtained copies of the medical record and can now reveal the following surprise findings:
He arrived with his stool sample already in his pants: The doctor appreciated the president's initiative.
The suspicious mole on his arm turned out to just be melted chocolate ice cream: This was discovered when he licked it off mid-exam.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Wouldn’t be surprise if most of this true.
The intestinal tapeworm named Barack might explain why he is always so out of sorts.
The older you get the more things change.
And forgetfulness is one of the leaders.
Or at least in my realm.
Karine Jean-Pierre says Biden passes a cognitive test every day- walks right by it on the desk every day and doesn’t even recognize or remember it .
4) There’s a tapeworm living in Biden’s intestines that he nicknamed “Barack”: Sounds about right.
Is it true that a proctologist did his brain scan?
It sounds to me like Jo Jo’s “doctor” might be the one who needs a checkup.
They forgot that while examining him they found Chairman Xi DNA in his rear..
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