It’s like alcohol-free beer or fake meat.
Masturbation for the EV muscle cars?
You can’t sit around for an hour or two charging your Daytona. Once a rival gang finds out you’re stuck at a charger it’s drive-by time.
This won’t fly in the ‘hood.
Ford Mustangs have been faking a V8 exhaust sound through their sound system speakers for years.
That way you can drive a four banger and pretend you’re in a V8 GT.
/puke
For $1,600 you can buy a sound system that makes your homo EV sound like it has testosterone: https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a41846718/borla-ev-v8-sound-kit/
We may have reached peak stupid.
I’ve been saying for years that EV’s are too quiet, and should have some kind of functional sound added to the system. Ask a blind person how hard it is to know if the traffic is clear, or if there might still be a EV hurtling toward them at X mph.
Part of driving a car is the feel, smell, look and sounds. Going through the gears, feeling the car in the steering...
The EV is about as exciting as a BMW motorcycle. A technological marvel, super reliable, which sounds like nothing, feels like nothing, and looks like nothing.
EV’s are vehicles for people that have long debates with themselves over what pronoun is right for them.
If they can shake your brain hard enough you might buy it
Patents are not the great innovations they used to tend to be.
Where do I put my skis and get the ground clearance and traction to get to a good spot in the ski area parking lot?
There is a ton of prior art.
They will not get these patents.
Just put playing cards in the spokes.
I trust the system also mimics the whickering and neighing of horses!
Regards,
Neuticles for your car.
LOL…Vince Vaughn did a movie called “The Dilemma” a few years ago with that exact plot line.
A battery-powered vibrator? Seriously? They’ve been around for decades.