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Biden Says He Can't Remember A Single Time When His Memory Has Failed Him
The Babylon Bee ^ | Feb 15, 2024 | Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 02/15/2024 6:12:53 PM PST by packagingguy

President Biden lashed out at critics who questioned his cognitive ability Thursday, telling reporters at the White House that he can't remember a single time when his memory failed him.

"Don't you think I would know if I were having memory problems?" the president asked. "I'm as sharp as a tack, Jack. I've got no cognitive issues whatsoever. My memory is as perfect as it was back in 2024 when I was president."

"Also, don't you think I'd know if I were having memory problems? People with memory problems mix up names, dates, and places," he noted. "They wander around aimlessly all day with clueless looks on their faces. I even heard of one extreme case where a guy confused Egypt with Mexico. Now, THAT'S a person you should be talking to about memory problems!"

The president then raised his hand to ask a question, seemingly unaware that he was leading the press conference. Shortly thereafter, a reporter asked Biden to comment on his portrayal as a "sympathetic, well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory" in last week's special counsel report.

"Look, I don't know that guy, so I'm not going to speculate on what was said in the report," Biden noted. "What I will say is this: Our country is at a critical crosswalk. If you have trouble figuring out whether you're for me or Donald Rumsfeld, well, then you ain't black. So please, when you drive into that voting booth in November of 2020, vote for Joe Biden."

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; dementia; dementiajoe; memory
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To: packagingguy

That is funny.


21 posted on 02/15/2024 7:33:27 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: packagingguy

I can see it now:

Biden standing in front of people trying to defend his memory saying:

There are three types of people in the world that can handle memory problems - those that can and those that don’t.

Then he tries to find his way off the stage.

wy69


22 posted on 02/15/2024 8:03:34 PM PST by whitney69 (yption tunnels)
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To: packagingguy

Clever headline.


23 posted on 02/15/2024 8:05:34 PM PST by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump. )
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To: packagingguy

That’s almost as funny as the Obammy-Biden short I just seen on YouTube.
Bammies handPuppet is Pathetic.


24 posted on 02/15/2024 8:10:30 PM PST by Big Red Badger (ALL Things Will be Revealed !)
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To: packagingguy

Biden can't remember the last time he remembered anything.


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25 posted on 02/15/2024 8:16:33 PM PST by Songcraft ( )
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To: packagingguy

The Bee strikes again.

Good one.


26 posted on 02/15/2024 11:11:28 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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To: oldtech

Pssttt... It’s the Babylon Bee. Currently, the world’s best satire site.


27 posted on 02/15/2024 11:13:30 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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