Posted on 02/12/2024 5:45:39 AM PST by Navy Patriot
LAS VEGAS — San Franciscans continued crapping in the streets to honor the incredible way in which the 49ers so epically crapped the bed.
"This is what we deserve!!" shouted Christian McCaffrey as he dumped an entire jug of poo onto Coach Kyle Shanahan. "This is what it means to be San Francisco!"
All across San Francisco, citizens joined in letting out their rage by running out into the streets and flinging poo into the air. Widespread looting, arson, and gunfire were reported throughout the city, leaving police relieved that nothing was out of the ordinary.
At publishing time, the city had announced the defeated team would be welcomed home with a ticker tape poo parade.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
SF screwed the whole country.
Now we will have to endure endless and inescapable exposure to the NFLs version of Harry and Megan
Clever way of putting it, however I note that Swift is easy on the eyes.
Meh, she’s about a 6.
... or in honor of Traitorjoe and his Traitorcrats crapping on the United States.
Why do you think the Niners moved to Santa Clara ?
Well they still lost.
“Crapping In The Street”
SF needs to make their streets self-flushing like many public toilets are now.
In more need of flushing is the San Francisco Board of Supervisors.
She is rapidly approaching the dreaded wall....
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