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San Franciscans Continue Crapping In The Street In Honor Of 49ers Crapping The Bed
The Bee ^ | February 11, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 02/12/2024 5:45:39 AM PST by Navy Patriot

LAS VEGAS — San Franciscans continued crapping in the streets to honor the incredible way in which the 49ers so epically crapped the bed.

"This is what we deserve!!" shouted Christian McCaffrey as he dumped an entire jug of poo onto Coach Kyle Shanahan. "This is what it means to be San Francisco!"

All across San Francisco, citizens joined in letting out their rage by running out into the streets and flinging poo into the air. Widespread looting, arson, and gunfire were reported throughout the city, leaving police relieved that nothing was out of the ordinary.

At publishing time, the city had announced the defeated team would be welcomed home with a ticker tape poo parade.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; sacramentobee
OK, this is just for fun, however it does speak to the quality of Modern American Prog Democrat Cities, and those that dictate in them.
1 posted on 02/12/2024 5:45:39 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

SF screwed the whole country.

Now we will have to endure endless and inescapable exposure to the NFLs version of Harry and Megan


2 posted on 02/12/2024 5:49:48 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

Clever way of putting it, however I note that Swift is easy on the eyes.


3 posted on 02/12/2024 5:55:46 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Meh, she’s about a 6.


4 posted on 02/12/2024 5:57:27 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Navy Patriot
"San Franciscans Continue Crapping In The Street In Honor Of 49ers Crapping The Bed"...

... or in honor of Traitorjoe and his Traitorcrats crapping on the United States.

5 posted on 02/12/2024 6:05:28 AM PST by Carl Vehse
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To: Navy Patriot

Why do you think the Niners moved to Santa Clara ?


6 posted on 02/12/2024 6:05:55 AM PST by SecondAmendment (The history of the present Federal Government is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations ...)
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To: SecondAmendment

Well they still lost.


7 posted on 02/12/2024 6:12:28 AM PST by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon! )
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To: Navy Patriot
...leaving police relieved that nothing was out of the ordinary.

That is such a great deadpan line!
8 posted on 02/12/2024 6:15:34 AM PST by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: Carl Vehse

“Crapping In The Street”

SF needs to make their streets self-flushing like many public toilets are now.


9 posted on 02/12/2024 6:26:37 AM PST by cymbeline
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"SF needs to make their streets self-flushing like many public toilets are now."

In more need of flushing is the San Francisco Board of Supervisors.

10 posted on 02/12/2024 9:19:48 AM PST by Carl Vehse
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To: dfwgator

She is rapidly approaching the dreaded wall....


11 posted on 02/12/2024 9:21:23 AM PST by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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