Posted on 02/07/2024 5:38:40 PM PST by Twotone
You may or may not be tired of living like just a regular, run-of-the-mill person, but in order to change your status, you need to be fabulously wealthy. What do you need to do to become fabulously wealthy? Get elected to the U.S. Congress. Unfortunately, that might not be a feasible option for many people, so you'll need to build your wealth some other way.
The Babylon Bee is here to help by providing you with the following list of soon-to-be hot commodities you should invest in now:
1. Razor wire: Between the need for it at the border now and the need everyone will have to put it around their houses soon, you'll make a fortune.
2. That one limited edition Trump NFT of him dressed as an astronaut: This will soon be one of the most sought-after digital properties in the world. Get it now while it's still only $399!
3. McRib Sandwiches: We've heard a rumor they will NOT be coming back this year. They'll be priceless.
4. Copies of movies with male characters in them: Hollywood is well on its way to eliminating male characters from existence, so copies of classic films will be all the rage.
5. Helmets: All those people buying Apple Vision goggles are going to need to protect themselves from head injuries somehow.
6. Gas-powered cars: Your '86 Ford F-150 will soon be worth millions.
7. Adult diapers: The president and U.S. Congress will soon blow through the world's current supply.
8. Guns: Lots of guns.
9. Lots of ammo
You forgot stock in the bus companies. Texas is shipping illegals to NYC and Chicago. Chicago and NYC are shipping illegals to Californina. Florida is shipping them to NYC.
Several other states will soon be shipping them somewhere.
Agreed. Lots of ammo. It’s actually a precious metal, worth more than gold or silver in hard times. It can be traded for almost anything such as food, gas, med supplies or whatever.
Now if things really get rough, what will have a higher trading value, that 500 dollar gold coin the size of a nickel or 50 rounds of 5.56?
The people who advocate for gold and silver never stop to think through that one.
A bullet can defend you or provide food. A gold coin can do what exactly?
Coffee.
Ever see what happens during a power outage??????
If someone ever wants to really bring this country to its knees., mess with the coffee shipments.
com’o mom,
don’t be that necessarily simplistic
Precious metals are useful during periods of high inflation. In a doomsday scenario, PMs are used for AFTER things have collapsed. When the world comes back, PMs can allow you to retain your economic health.
But during the decline and failure…food is better.
Everything has a purpose.
What is a rape gate? Google search led nowhere.
A chastity belt?
If you use gold bullets, you’ll be really careful with your aim and shot placement and you’ll go dig it out of your target for perpetual reuse!
“What is a rape gate? Google search led nowhere.”
Sorry guys, owed you an answer. It’s an fortified interior door inside a house that acts as a last-ditch defense against a home invasion, with the hope that security makes it there before the gate is breached.
Here’s an article from 20 years ago that mentions them.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/city-of-fear/article20451561/
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