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The International Camel Race Due To Kick Start In Kuwait Saturday
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| 2/2/2024
Posted on 02/05/2024 4:25:32 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
At least it’ll be more entertaining than any of the Super Bowl week events. Flag camel racing anyone?
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:30:06 PM PST
by
bleach
(If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
To: nickcarraway
“And we’re off! Humpty-hump takes an early lead followed by Joe Camel...this race is explosive...”
To: nickcarraway
The camel racing would be a lot more exciting if they'd give the riders the swords before the race and let 'em have at it...
To: nickcarraway
Here I am participating in last year’s Kuwait camel race.
I was disqualified because I would not surrender my rifle.
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:40:48 PM PST
by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:40:58 PM PST
by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: nickcarraway
Ackbar had a camel with no humps.
His name was Humphrey.
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:43:18 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
To: nickcarraway
Do the prostitutes show up there like the Super Bowl?
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:43:46 PM PST
by
caver
To: gundog
Heh. That was fun. Thanks :)
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:44:16 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: Responsibility2nd
A man was riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert, so the man turned to his camel.
When he tried to position himself to have sex with his camel, the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused and started running away again. So, he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said, “If you fix our car we will do anything you want.” The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked, “How could we ever repay you mister.” After thinking for a short while he replied, “Could you hold my camel?”
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:45:20 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
To: nickcarraway
Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six camels?
A. A pimp!
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:46:20 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
To: nickcarraway
“camel racing”
Is that like “submarine races”?
Which comes first, the sub or the camel?
.
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:46:36 PM PST
by
TLI
(ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
To: nickcarraway
Isn’t gambling strictly prohibited?
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:48:14 PM PST
by
Salman
(It's not a slippery slope if it was part of the program all along. )
To: nickcarraway
Cool.
I went to camel races in Kuwait once. It wasn’t the big International race, but it was pretty dang fun. And it was early spring when the weather was still pleasant.
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:48:48 PM PST
by
Allegra
(Less propaganda would be appreciated. )
To: nickcarraway
The only camel races that matter are the annual Virginia City Camel Races.
Nothing else compares...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdxf7v9xeYg
To: All
I’ll only watch camel races if Taylor Swift is there in the audience.
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:49:55 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(Pray for Mother Russia.)
To: Rocco DiPippo
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:50:14 PM PST
by
Allegra
(Less propaganda would be appreciated. )
To: nickcarraway
Great. I missed the deadline for my camel.
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:51:19 PM PST
by
Fester Chugabrew
(In a world of parrots and lemmings, be a watchdog.)
To: 1FreeAmerican
Been going on for 65 years...
To: Responsibility2nd
What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash?
Bisexual.
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posted on
02/05/2024 4:52:00 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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