A man was riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert, so the man turned to his camel.
When he tried to position himself to have sex with his camel, the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused and started running away again. So, he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said, “If you fix our car we will do anything you want.” The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked, “How could we ever repay you mister.” After thinking for a short while he replied, “Could you hold my camel?”
Nearing the end of the "orientation" the lieutenant said, "Sir, because we're in the middle of the desert and there aren't any women here, we have the camel.
The commander was horrified but said nothing. After about a month, he was really longing for sex, but refused to give in to his urges.
Finally, after 3 months, he called the lieutenant and demanded that he bring the camel to his quarters. He then got up on a stool and had sex with the camel.
When he was done, he was proud of himself and asked the lieutenant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"Uh no, sir. They usually ride the camel into town and go to the whorehouse."