7 New Features Coming To United Airlines Courtesy Of Drag Queen CEO

BabylonBee ^ | Jan 20, 2024 | BabylonBee

[Retain Mike]

This week, United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby revealed his love for throwing on a dress and twerking in public - but Kirby still has a few secrets hidden under that wig! Here are seven exciting new features coming to your next United Airlines flight, courtesy of its drag queen leader:

1.Oxygen masks will be replaced by feather boas and glitter: Remember, put on your own feather boa before assisting those next to you.

2.The pre-flight safety demonstration will be replaced by the crew dancing to "It's Raining Men": Hallelujah!

3.The exit row will now be outfitted with stripper poles: Extra leg room comes with extra glitter.

4.An in-flight drag show will begin as soon as the "Fasten Seatbelt" sign goes off: United still recommends passengers remain seated while drag queens roam the aisle.

5.No more free nuts: Too bad!

6.Next to the "Flight Attendant Call" button there is now a "Drag Queen Call Button": They look very similar, but the drag queen button has a wig. Choose wisely.

7.In the event of a water landing, passengers may use the pilot's fake boobs as a floatation device: Very generous!

If those don't sound appealing, there's always that airline where the doors blow off. Happy traveling!

[Retain Mike]

For me this all began with the 1973 vote by American Psychiatric Association (APA) removed homosexuality as a mental disorder from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM) and provided major impetus for LGBTQ Pride Month. The disruptive, chaotic attacks by activists prompted APA members to exchange decades of successful research and treatment of homosexual disorders for popular societal and political acclaim.

Activists targeted researchers such as Dr. David Reuben, and Masters and Johnson to ensure sanctity for the APA action. Persistent activism enabled academia infiltration, thereby ensuring all of LGBTQ would benefit from pre-qualified peer reviewers and pre-ordained theses.

With the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell (DADT), the Armed Forces was eliminated as one of the few remaining meritocracies, and became playthings for bureaucrats whose covens are committed to Cultural Marxist definitions for equal opportunity and affirmative action.

The APA now says nearly all sexual actions are normal. In 50 years, sexual disorders that people contended against have become identities to celebrate. We now have a Pride Month, but only a Veteran’s Day. We now have a CEO among sexually deviant creatures deconstructing, theirs and others, humanity through transmogrification expressing aspirations to hermaphrodite stature.

Read the last three links. We are in a war to transform the Constitutional Republic into a Cultural Marxist country. Too often when I dig into it I find the Babylon Bee is not that funny.

How LGBTQ+ Activists Got “Homosexuality” out of the DSM

https://daily.jstor.org/how-lgbtq-activists-got-homosexuality-out-of-the-dsm/

Homosexuality and Sexual Orientation Disturbance: Proposed Change in DSM-II, 6th Printing, page 44

http://www.torahdec.org/Downloads/DSM-II_Homosexuality_Revision.pdf

Exposed: The Myth That Psychiatry Has Proven That Homosexual Behavior Is Normal

https://virtueonline.org/exposed-myth-psychiatry-has-proven-homosexual-behavior-normal

"The Best 30-Minute Explanation of Marxism I Have Ever Heard"

https://youtu.be/y6rk1mYiOAw

Inside the Transgender Empire

https://imprimis.hillsdale.edu/inside-the-transgender-empire/

The Rapidly Expanding Transgender Cult Is the Product Of Cultural Marxism

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4144056/posts https://thefederalist.com/2023/04/06/the-rapidly-expanding-transgender-cult-is-the-product-of-cultural-marxism/

[Tell It Right]

8. Baggage fees will be expected to be thrown at the stewardmen.

[Tell It Right]

9. Lavatory is expanded to bath-house accomodations.

[Tell It Right]

10. For a small fee you can have the Paul Pelosi experience in which a United stewardman will hit you with a hammer.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Children will now ride for free, up in first class where they will get special service.

[Political Junkie Too]

There will be an extra charge if you want the same luggage you checked in with.

-PJ

[AnotherUnixGeek]

This week, United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby revealed his love for throwing on a dress and twerking in public

Say what?

[who_would_fardels_bear]

The advance of the gay agenda was one of the starting points for all of the moral decay that followed. Now we have a number of gay "conservatives" who are spouting the conservative agenda like Tammy Bruce, Dave Rubin, Andy Ngo, Douglas Murray, Andrew Sullivan, Peter Thiel, etc.

I have mixed feelings about this. I don't want to ignore the help that Murray has provided on the immigration question, but is he deep down on our side?

[PGalt]

Great post. Thanks.

[lasereye]

Peter Thiel is pro-Trump, therefore he’s on our side. I don’t know if any of the others are.

[Retain Mike]

I can except these people as citizens who have a mental disorder. Transforming these afflictions into expressions of pride is unacceptable to me.

[freedomjusticeruleoflaw]

United screwed me 40 years ago… and never got another chance.

[Carl Vehse]

"For me this all began with the 1973 vote by American Psychiatric Association (APA) removed homosexuality as a mental disorder from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM)"

It should hve been the American Psychiatric Association (APA) who was added to the list as a mental disorder.

[Salamander]

A lot of paraphilias were removed and “ normalized”.

God is still God.

Good luck to them.