Posted on 01/18/2024 11:17:06 AM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, the Federal Bureau of Investigation has uncovered a terrifying plot by MAGA extremists to show up at local polling locations across the country this November to vote for their Presidential candidate of choice.
"Make no mistake, these terrorist threats are credible and were confirmed by multiple intelligence sources and FBI field offices," said FBI Director Christopher Wray to reporters. "We are advising all law enforcement departments to be on high alert for potential MAGA operatives visiting various voting booths this fall to vote for the people they think are the best candidates, such as Trump, even though he is a yucky poophead and I hate him."
"This threat to democracy cannot be overstated."
Unnamed intelligence sources confirmed that on November 8 of this year, millions of militant MAGA zealots will take a short break from their usual schedule of running small businesses, raising families, and peacefully abiding by the law to infiltrate voting booths and cast votes for the political figures who are their favorites. "Our democracy is hanging by a thread, and we might lose it if we allow all these people to vote according to their beliefs," said Wray.
At publishing time, the FBI had uncovered another disturbing plot by far-right MAGA agents to support border security.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Voting one’s conscience is now an ‘extremist’ plan; the Bee is no longer satire.
I was just thinking how I remember when the Babylon Bee was a satire site but now it’s real news.
Louis Freeh through his shell company agrees.
In america you’re required to vote AS YOU’RE TOLD by the approved state media outlet.
Good One!
OMG! Department of delusional mofos. WOW!
FBI?
Who, amongst anyone with a brain, trusts that group?
Do we have to learn again, the hard way, that the FBI is a department of Compromised Coppers, worse than the “Keystone Cops?
Nonsense! We’re perfectly free to vote for anyone the Democrat party tells us to vote for. It’s Our Democracy!
I expect the FIB to do just that.
Meanwhile, Democrat voters can sit back and relax on election day comfortable knowing that the Dem party has voted for them and they need do nothing but but cash their government welfare checks.
Oh, dang. I was planning to commit this heinous act of voting for Trump. Whatever will I do now?
I call Plagiarism, this has got to be a CNN or MSNBC article...
Although not normally a fan of satire, I enjoyed this one. Thanks for posting.
The Bee, in some of their articles, approaches the Truth so closely it is a little scary.
I have considered the possibility that The Bee is writing some articles as Ridicule, and Ridicule can be entirely accurate and truthful.
I have posted them because they are extremely effective, and I believe FReepers should discuss and decide for themselves.
Thanks very much for your comment!
I can’t get anything by you!
Meanwhile, in Nevada, they are hoping you will vote in the symbolic and bogus
“Presidential Preference Primary Election” that 5 Rinos joined Demoncrats in
foisting upon our state, just to interfere in THIS election from aall the way back
in 2021.
(Hoping you’ll think you actually voted, and Trump isn’t an option.)
It’s mail-in, happens on February 6th, awards NO delegates, and Trump is NOT in it.
Nevada GOP Delegates for President will be determined via votes cast
in the Nevada GOP Caucus on February 8th.
Trump IS represented in the Delegate awarding Caucus.
https://nevadagop.org/2024-presidential-caucus/
Sad and very true. Many here have served this nation in war. We never had a Federal Govt. that had the power the left gave these punks today. I always went to our annual reunion in Vegas for many years. Some of my fellow officers and our great NCOs were now federal types. When I heard two Captain pals plus several NCO’s back Obama, I quit going. Our school system is trashed. Our history is being erased and torn down every year. There is no Jefferson Davis Junior High in Hampton, VA.
Fort Benning and Fort Bragg no longer exist. F these left pukes.
Love it!
Yes, the Write In Campaign for Trump is going to sideline those Dominion Voting Machines!
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