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God when I was young, it was one of the facts of life, that you do not aluminum foil in the microwave
1 posted on 01/08/2024 1:07:38 PM PST by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

Not only foil......no metals in a micro......could cause serious damage.


2 posted on 01/08/2024 1:09:49 PM PST by Liz (Actor/Sen Fred Thompson:"After being in DC, I often long for Hollywood's realism and sincerity.")
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To: DallasBiff

Maybe it was a methane leak.


3 posted on 01/08/2024 1:11:18 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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Metal in a microwave, huh? Here’s a sure-fire entry for the Darwin awards...


4 posted on 01/08/2024 1:11:30 PM PST by VideoPaul
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To: DallasBiff

You can buy a new microwave at Walmart for far less money that this dick will get sued for.


5 posted on 01/08/2024 1:11:56 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: DallasBiff

Old man off his meds.....................


6 posted on 01/08/2024 1:12:01 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while l aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: DallasBiff

That guy has a lot of practice at being an azhoe.


8 posted on 01/08/2024 1:15:03 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: DallasBiff

If jughead had blamed Trump, some Feral judge would have already awarded him a new microwave and a half of a billion dollars. In Jo Jo Bidenskyyyy’s Amerika, fast food employees really need to be armed. Especially now that they are making 20 bucks an hour and most braindead jurors will think they can afford paying some knothead like this guy a half of a billion bucks as an “award”.


9 posted on 01/08/2024 1:16:02 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Remember what happened last time we brought in forced labor. Support Abbott's Underground RR.)
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To: DallasBiff

“ the consumer had tried to heat food still wrapped in foil. This is a catastrophic mistake as metal must never be cooked in a microwave”

Duh microwaves 101 same thing with our 1974 Amana Radar Range if you put metal in it


10 posted on 01/08/2024 1:16:54 PM PST by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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11 posted on 01/08/2024 1:17:49 PM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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can’t put that foil in the microwave dude. Your fault, not Taco Bell or the dude you slapped fault.


12 posted on 01/08/2024 1:22:36 PM PST by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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The headline lies. Food didn’t ruin his microwave. Foil did.


15 posted on 01/08/2024 1:27:24 PM PST by I want the USA back (Delusionary people should not be given power over normal people.)
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Man, I should kick someone in the face for what Taco Bell did to my toilet one time.


16 posted on 01/08/2024 1:27:42 PM PST by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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For a fun time, put a cdrom in the mircowave, cook for 10 seconds.


17 posted on 01/08/2024 1:29:17 PM PST by fretzer
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19 posted on 01/08/2024 1:30:49 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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So what did he do? Just chuck the bag in without looking at what was inside?

Humans are getting very strange.

20 posted on 01/08/2024 1:34:13 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
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To: DallasBiff

When I was young, putting metal in a microwave was a recipe for disaster.
When I was in my teen years, putting metal in a microwave was a recipe for disaster.
When I was in my twenties and thirties, putting metal in a microwave was a recipe for disaster.
When I was in my forties and fifties, putting metal in a microwave was a recipe for disaster.
When I was in my sixties and seventies, putting metal in a microwave was a recipe for disaster.
Now that I am in my eighties, my microwave still has a sticker telling me not to put metal into it.
Can I conclude this jamoke is an illiterate fatherless son of illiterate parents?


21 posted on 01/08/2024 1:34:15 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Make the World Safe for Humanity--Kill the Terrorists)
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Angry Customer didn’t take microwave class or read instructions stupidity ensues.

Need more photos on instructions sheets for the stupid ones.


26 posted on 01/08/2024 1:45:48 PM PST by Vaduz
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The problem is all the advanced science / physics that we demand Americans master..

These people vote..


30 posted on 01/08/2024 2:01:04 PM PST by neverevergiveup
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Besides death and taxes, we will never run out of stupid people.

First, this person stupidly put aluminum foil in a microwave.

Second, this person stupidly assaults the employee.


31 posted on 01/08/2024 2:01:38 PM PST by Presbyterian Reporter
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Taco Bell has ruined my toilet on more than one occasion (you’d think I’d learn) but never my microwave.


32 posted on 01/08/2024 2:03:54 PM PST by The Louiswu (Pray for Peace in the world.)
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