The replies to this post are what I needed to survive Friday 😂

Not The Bee ^ | December 29, 2023 | Staff

[Red Badger]

It's the Friday after Christmas and I was up at stupid o'clock cuz I've got a baby who decided it'd be fun to wake us up every 2 hours.

So I really needed a laugh… and boy did the replies to this thread deliver!

We'll start with the obvious thought crimes.

Then come the lesser thought crimes.

Don't forget the actual answers though:

Then we come to the King-Solomon-level wisdom:

I'll add this one:

Civilization exists because men have women. Speaking generally about the male half of the human race, there is no point for a man to explore, build, invent, and order the world without a woman to love and children to carry his legacy. When God created the first man, He said it was "not good for the man to be alone," and created a helper. She was a co-ruler, a queen, who would cover that man's limitations with her own grace and beauty. She was the crown of the man she had come to help (Proverbs 12:4). Through that woman came the nations... and the Savior who crushed the head of the serpent.

So, yeah. 💪 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

[FamiliarFace]

I have never voted for the likes of any Democrat. But I don’t think my vote counts that much, so what do I know. Even men on FR think my opinion shouldn’t count.

Instead of trying to gain my vote, men here seem happy to tell me to go pound sand.

Glad I’m not one of the women who served in the US military. I wonder what you guys think about *those* women. They probably shouldn’t be allowed to vote either.

[MinorityRepublican]

Instead of trying to gain my vote, men here seem happy to tell me to go pound sand.

In my utopia, women will be permitted to run for public office. But only men can vote. (21+)

There are some notable female leaders. Margaret Thatcher. Golda Meir.

[muir_redwoods]

Civilization exists because men agreed to (largely) abandon their best genetic strategy (widespread broadcast of their seed) in favor of the optimal female strategy (single mate, care for kids) . Civilization is worth it but it is a sacrifice of sorts by men.