Posted on 12/18/2023 12:49:41 PM PST by Navy Patriot
PROVIDENCE, RI — A proud parent whose child just enrolled in a university other than Harvard is reportedly so proud that they've decided to slap a "My kid didn't go to Harvard" bumper sticker on their car.
"Not going to Harvard is one of the clearest indications that someone has intelligence, character, and common sense," said parent Susan Grantwood as she wiped away a tear. "I'm just... so, so proud of my son."
"Wow, their kid didn't go to Harvard. Lucky!" said one passerby. "That woman must have done a great job raising her kids!"
Sources confirmed the "My kid didn't go to Harvard" bumper sticker sits next to a second bumper sticker about one of the children finishing a marathon, and yet another bumper sticker commemorating a daughter's first-place finish in a national ballet competition.
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They remind me of one of Rush's repeated facts of life: the best humor often contains an element of truth.
Completely fooled until I clicked on this thread.
Harvard is for Retards
Rich retards.
Heh! I love it. The Bee scores again.
Hey, I resemble that!
I have “MY DOG IS SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT OF HARVARD”
No longer a satire site.
perfect!
i saw one once that said
My Money
And My Daughter
Go To Cornell
and he wasn’t boasting... 8^)
Bless her heart. Raised by dedicated idiot climate changers and now works to keep then fed and clothed. Seriously, what else can be expected when you are taught something from birth that your parents considered more important than your own choices for your future?
I've been sayin' that for a while, now.
Add: “and better trained”.
Funniest bumper sticker I ever saw: My kid beat up your honor student.
I miss Rush.
“My kid carjacked your kids Camaro”. After reading it, it’s just not that funny.
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Eat your heart out CNN!
I know a few persian families in Beverly Hills that came here after the fall of the Shaw. Every last one of them complained that after sending their kids to USC, they came back Retarded and it took a few years do deprogram the retardation the school instilled in them.
My son was Inmate of the Month at Pelican Bay State Penitentiary
LMAO.
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