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Inside the World Excel Championships (Yes, You Read That Right) The excitement is off the charts at the Olympics of competitive ‘spreadsheeting’
Wall Street Journal ^ | December 11, 2023 | Robert McMillan

Posted on 12/15/2023 5:19:47 AM PST by DoodleBob

LAS VEGAS—In a flashy hotel on the famous Strip on Saturday night, Andrew “the Annihilator” Ngai ran down an arena walkway with hands in the air, and burst onstage to screaming fans. His two-time world championship was on the line.

The Australian didn’t know it, but within minutes, victory would seemingly be snatched away from him, all because of a computer glitch. This seems appropriate, since Ngai was playing to be the best at competitive Excel, which is an actual thing.

Don’t blame Clippy For many, Excel is something to be avoided after work hours. But the omnipresent office spreadsheet software has spawned ranks of data geeks who see Excel as a sport. And here they were at the biggest table of them all: the Microsoft Excel World Championship, held at the HyperX Arena Las Vegas in the Luxor Hotel & Casino. (One floor down from a show by the comedian Carrot Top.)

The bean counters of the world finally got the respect they deserve, with a crowd of financial-modeling nerds blowing off mundane Vegas distractions such as a U2 concert, an NBA game, and the rodeo, to watch Excel athletes sit before computers onstage and “spreadsheet” like there’s no tomorrow.

“The passion, the energy, the excitement that you bring to spreadsheeting. You are legends,” said Microsoft’s Johnnie Thomas at the beginning of the face-off. “I hope your calculation engines are on full throttle and your fingers are feeling nimble.”

The team running the event expertly merged both razzle and dazzle, featuring an onstage “are-you-ready-to-rumble” style announcer, Stephen Rose—a consultant and former Microsoft employee—and color commentary by Jon Acampora and Oz du Soleil, both Excel trainers.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Society
KEYWORDS: excel; spreadsheets
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1 posted on 12/15/2023 5:19:47 AM PST by DoodleBob
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To: DoodleBob

I work my excel spreadsheet every day. I plug my numbers in every day. Its a complicated beast but it shows me whether I’m making money short term, medium term and long term.

I’m a complete slouch. I know only the tiniest fraction of what excel has available

I’ll bet the guys who really know their stuff can do some amazing things.


2 posted on 12/15/2023 5:25:15 AM PST by ckilmer (ui)
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To: DoodleBob

Great ad for that chair.


3 posted on 12/15/2023 5:30:18 AM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: DoodleBob

Excel is great! I only do the most simple things with it.

BTW, you need a subscription to read WSJ.


4 posted on 12/15/2023 5:32:11 AM PST by caver
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To: DoodleBob

Excel has come a long way since version 2.0. For a decade I supported our family and self-funded mission trips doing Excel consulting. I still support a client who runs his business using software created in 1993. Some of the original XLM code still runs, but much has been updated to VBA.


5 posted on 12/15/2023 5:35:48 AM PST by The Truth Will Make You Free
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To: DoodleBob

I’m considered an Excel Guru at work. These guys would probably put me in my place.


6 posted on 12/15/2023 5:36:24 AM PST by Rio
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To: ckilmer
My 1996 spreadsheet that extrapolated marginal late election results projected Trump as the winner way ahead of the networks.

There was likely vote theft in Virginia. It was THE ONLY state where late results went pro-Clinton and were from urban rather than rural areas.

I knew then if Trump didn’t make vote integrity his #1 issue he would be cheated in 2020.

7 posted on 12/15/2023 5:41:41 AM PST by The Truth Will Make You Free
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To: Rio

What do they do? How is the contest scored?


8 posted on 12/15/2023 5:42:33 AM PST by bert ( (KWE. NP. N.C. +12) Hamascide is required in total)
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To: Rio
“Excel guru” did you ever use array formulas?

I was the “Lotus 1-2-3 guru” and self-taught myself Excel, XLM, and later VBA. I once wrote the VBA chapters in an “Excel Secrets” book. The most complex topic, which wasn’t my area, was user-defined arrays.

9 posted on 12/15/2023 5:49:15 AM PST by The Truth Will Make You Free
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To: DoodleBob
You don't appreciate Excel until you have to use Google spreadsheets, which is sort of the 3rd grade equivalent of Excel.

What's next? Word or Powerpoint nerds?

10 posted on 12/15/2023 5:53:46 AM PST by Bernard (We honor veterans who fought to keep this country from turning into what it now is. --Argus Hamilton)
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To: The Truth Will Make You Free

I thought there was vote theft in Virginia in 2020 in the district just east of richmond. They had big batches of democrat votes show about 5 am on the morning after after election night


11 posted on 12/15/2023 6:01:57 AM PST by ckilmer (ui)
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To: The Truth Will Make You Free

I was considered a Lotus 1 2 3 “guru” in the day. And then when we migrated to EXCEL, converted all the Lotus data in our office into EXCEL.

when I went back to college, my professors paid me to convert their data as well. I got pretty skookem at EXCEL, but as I moved up in management and had to teach my assistants how to create the spreadsheets that we used, my skills began to fade. It finally reached the point where I no longer created spreadsheets and had to go to my assistants to do it for.

I can still prepare basic ones but noyhing elaborate.


12 posted on 12/15/2023 6:04:40 AM PST by shotgun
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To: ckilmer

I have various nicknames regarding Excel. The sanitized one is Excel God, the NSFW one is Excel Porn Star


13 posted on 12/15/2023 6:08:18 AM PST by RainMan (Democrats ... making war against America since April 12, 1861)
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To: DoodleBob

If ESPN can turn Corn Hole and Texas hold-em into a televised sport, they can do it with spreadsheeting......LOL!


14 posted on 12/15/2023 6:12:21 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (This Is The Way)
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To: DoodleBob

In 15 years at Microsoft, I knew one guy who was better than me at Excel.


15 posted on 12/15/2023 6:18:40 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (islam is a totalitarian death cult founded by a child rapist.)
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To: ckilmer

It’s funny, I would learn something new and my coworkers would look at me as if I were a wizard.

These guys are really amazing.


16 posted on 12/15/2023 6:22:18 AM PST by Vermont Lt (Don’t vote for anyone over 70 years old. Get rid of the geriatric politicians.)
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To: ckilmer

“I’m a complete slouch. I know only the tiniest fraction of what excel has available”

I used to test clerical applicants on Office as part of the hiring process. I would ask them what they thought their level was. No one I tested came close to their perceived level. They had no idea what the programs could actually do. I have respect for the few who know what they don’t know.


17 posted on 12/15/2023 6:22:38 AM PST by suthener
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To: ckilmer
I use Excel lightly in my work as a programmer (mainly produce reports in Excel format). In my personal stuff like budgeting and investing I'll use Excel extensively, but only to the point that I need features that would require VBA scripting.

When it gets to that point I always import it into a SQL Server database (free as long as your DB is no larger than 1 GB) and build views and SQL scripts to perform the calculations. So budgeting and most investing is still tracked mainly in Excel. But the 5% of my portfolio where I do swing trading, it's all tracked in SQL Server with most of my buy and sell decisions (call it my crude AI) derived by complex views and SQL statements.

The same with my energy project (making my house more energy efficient, installing solar, when it was time to replace my wife's car I replaced it with an EV). Each month when I get a power bill I use Excel to record the kWh bought from the grid that month, the kWh sold to the grid (been doing that only 2 months), the amount of the power bill and other data fields from the power statement, odometer reading from the EV (to track miles driven that month), how much gas cost at nearby gas stations (to track how much I would have spent in gas had I gotten her an ICE), etc. But to really know what's going on intimately enough to optimize my configuration settings in my solar inverters as the seasons change, I import telemetry from my inverters (which export as Excel spreadsheet .xlsx files with rows in 5-minute candles) into a SQL Server database and go to town on the data. In the past 365 days I pulled only 18.8% of our power from the grid (81.2% was provided by solar and battery storage). I think at this point I've about maxed out how optimized it can be -- only have to wait a year to see what the results will be, which I expect to be about 85% free power average through the year. It'd probably be closer to 75% free power if I didn't do that extra analysis (which now is no work because the complex views and .sql script for the reports are written, I just run them and look at the output). Without using Excel or SQL, I probably would be only about 60% or so free power.

18 posted on 12/15/2023 6:25:22 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DoodleBob

Anyone remember Multiplan? I think I used every function in that software and knew it pretty well. Excel blew me away when it came out and I never caught up. I only scratched the surface of Excel by the time I retired but it could do amazing things in the hands of a competent user. BTW - I saw people use Excel when a database (Access) would have been more appropriate.


19 posted on 12/15/2023 6:34:12 AM PST by BullwinkleMoose
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To: DoodleBob

I miss visicalc.


20 posted on 12/15/2023 6:36:01 AM PST by Poser (Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
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