Posted on 12/08/2023 2:36:24 PM PST by Libloather
McDonald's has revealed its futuristic kid sibling: CosMc's. The first of what is expected to be many new stores opens in December to serve anyone looking for a quick energy hit.
McDonald's officially revealed CosMc's in a press release at its website on Wednesday.
The CEO also spoke to media to explain a new beverage-led concept designed to "boost your mood into the stratosphere." The fast-food chain also announced they wanted to add 10,000 namesake stores by 2027.
What Is CosMc's?
CosMc's isn't a restaurant, per se. It's more of a pit stop for a quick sip of something sugary and/or caffeinated. Think Tim Hortons, but with a much more dynamic set of options and more colorful branding. The new chain is really leaning into the universal appeal (dad joke intended):
What Will CosMc's Serve?
The next time you're craving a churro frappé, blueberry ginger boost or popping pear slush, find your local CosMc's. The new chain is beverage-heavy, with coffee-based beverages, lemonades and teas anchoring the menu.
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CosMc = Cosmic = universe.
It’s a pitiful attempt at levity trying to evoke an astronomy metaphor
“during a depression and Bidenomics?”
Maybe they are planning on “Trump Revival.” It would be about the right amount of lead time.
very gross
McDonalds version of Starbucks?
Won’t be going there, either.
Will they allow McFerals in?
So has Wendy’s. Two places we will never go to again, McDonald’s & Wendy’s. Both used to serve inexpensive meals that tasted fairly good. That’s gone now. The food is horrible with microscopic servings and they are flooded with young wokesters whose IQ’s are lower than the french fry count in a large fry.
And this new place sells sugar? That’s all these young worthless pukes need. More energy to do nothing.
The name was hotly debated.
In the end it was between CosMc’s and McDiabetes.
Ah yes, the McCokespoon.
Nah
I’ll check it out. They better have good dessert snacks.
Crappy Old ShitMc
Trying to compete with Dutch Brothers, I’d assume. Coffee stand drive-through that offers lots of different drinks and some brekkie sandwiches.
Should call it McDowell’s. “They got the Big Mac, we got the Big Mick.”
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