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What Will The Mark of the Beast Be? Here are 17 Possibilities
Babylon Bee ^
| November 12, 2023
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Posted on 11/14/2023 10:16:17 AM PST by Twotone
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To: Twotone
In 1996, my wife had a job offer to be the executive assistant to the CEO of the Magic the trading card, gathering, whatever company. When she went in for her final interview and when they started showing her around the campus some of the staff were wearing their gaming costumes. She left and never went back. She figured it was a satanic gathering and didn’t care how much money and stock options it came with.
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:56:13 AM PST
by
shotgun
To: Diana in Wisconsin
You know.....you always give the greatest advice to us believers.
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:00:03 AM PST
by
Liz
(Women have tremendous power — their femininity, because men can't do without it. Sidney Sheldon)
To: Twotone
Wearing crocs is, if not the mark of the Beast, at least the mark of a man unlikely to get a date. I mean, you might as well wear a purple speedo and black socks.
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:01:02 AM PST
by
A_perfect_lady
(The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
To: Twotone
I guarantee you it will not involve the smell of sulphur, but the smell of pumpkin spice.
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:03:23 AM PST
by
bigbob
To: AnglePark
I grew up in a Pentecostal church, and it wasn't just Christian rock, but ANY rock music. It was demonized almost weekly. And let's not forget women wearing jeans...Imagine the furor if they'd had those tight yoga pants back then!
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:08:39 AM PST
by
JimRed
(TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH!)
To: shotgun
WOTC, Wizards of the Coast, was a notoriously wild place. Not satanic at all. But definitely the inmates got to run the asylum for a few years.
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:10:48 AM PST
by
discostu
(like a dog being shown a card trick)
To: All
A Calvary Chapel pastor said the Mark of the Beast mentioned in the book of Revelation will definitely be one of these — unless something happens in the Middle East that changes his mind next week:
<><>If you got Starbucks’ holiday cup of peppermint mocha latte, it may already be too late for you.
<><>A Disney+ subscription - Was it really worth it to lose your soul just to watch The Mandalorian?
<><>Ticket stub from Disney’s woke garbage, The Marvels? You have clearly been given over to Satan.
<><> Pokemon Go - Does anyone still play this? Yes. Devil worshipers do.
<><>Sure thing Mark of the Beast: The 666 tattoo the Biden admin makes you get to live here.
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:12:53 AM PST
by
Liz
(Women have tremendous power — their femininity, because men can't do without it. Sidney Sheldon)
To: discostu
That’s what I remember telling her, but she wanted no part of it.
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:16:08 AM PST
by
shotgun
To: shotgun
Which is actually valid. Regardless of the accuracy of her interpretation clearly she would not have been comfortable working there. And you shouldn’t work someplace you’re not comfortable. Even if it’s just because they’re all alpha dweebs and you’re sane.
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:18:35 AM PST
by
discostu
(like a dog being shown a card trick)
To: Larry Lucido
Point of order;
The chonmage (丁髷) is not a 'man bun'. It is the topknot of the Samurai warrior class in feudal Japan. It predates 'man buns' by a millennium.
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:24:20 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(The Truth is like a lion. You don't need to defend it. Let it loose and it will defend itself.)
To: Twotone
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:28:27 AM PST
by
rfp1234
(E Porcibus Unum )
To: A_perfect_lady
I have personal experience that it’s the sign of a guy about to miss the brake and run his truck into the side of a brick building.
(Crocs were outlawed in our facility after that...)
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posted on
11/14/2023 11:44:49 AM PST
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Twotone
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posted on
11/14/2023 12:06:47 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
To: Twotone
“Fanny packs”??
Even if they are used for CCW like mine?
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posted on
11/14/2023 1:24:48 PM PST
by
doorgunner69
(When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty)
To: Red Badger
Not sure what that means, but I was raised Catholic.
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posted on
11/14/2023 1:28:16 PM PST
by
doorgunner69
(When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty)
To: doorgunner69
Old joke.........................
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posted on
11/14/2023 1:29:42 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
My fanny pack has a loaded Glock 30 inside.
Best make sure your shot is a good one.
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posted on
11/14/2023 1:30:53 PM PST
by
doorgunner69
(When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty)
To: rfp1234
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posted on
11/14/2023 2:57:03 PM PST
by
Vaduz
(....)
To: Twotone
Man buns are passive aggressive.
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posted on
11/14/2023 3:29:58 PM PST
by
lurk
(u)
To: Liz
I do what I can to help separate the sheep from the goats, LOL!
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posted on
11/14/2023 5:36:02 PM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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