[A_perfect_lady]

Wearing crocs is, if not the mark of the Beast, at least the mark of a man unlikely to get a date. I mean, you might as well wear a purple speedo and black socks.

[Jamestown1630]

I have personal experience that it’s the sign of a guy about to miss the brake and run his truck into the side of a brick building.

(Crocs were outlawed in our facility after that...)

[Red Badger]

Wearing crocs is, if not the mark of the Beast, at least the mark of a man unlikely to get a date. I mean, you might as well wear a purple speedo and black socks.

That is my fishing outfit!..................