[Eleutheria5]

Question is a teaser. Probably answer is negatory.

[struggle]

No, Matthew Perry did

[Thunder90]

I thought Putin died weeks ago, or was that months???

[2nd Amendment]

Ask Marcus doesn’t he have Putin dying every day?

[devane617]

how many times can one guy die? although, with a flurry of Putin is dead stories popping up one can begin to wonder what is behind them.

[Dalberg-Acton]

Anytime the headline ends with a question mark, the answer is “no”.

[proxy_user]

That’s a definite maybe - who knows? Anything could be happening in a closed country where the news is the sole property of the government.

[glorgau]

Yes, and the Russians blew up the Nordstream pipeline after Joe Biden got 81 million votes.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[ArcadeQuarters]

Yes, just like all the other times.

[MotorCityBuck]

Yes. Yes he did, but i had breakfast with him this morning, and told me to tell you hello. Hello.

[Georgia Girl 2]

How many times has Putin died so far? 😆

[Billthedrill]

I have no patience with a guy who can’t get this sort of thing right the first time.

[Alas Babylon!]

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Did he die?

How many times this week?

[apillar]

Putin has supposedly been on his death bed with everything from late state terminal cancer to heart failure for years now. Except he always turns up looking just fine. I’m no Putin fan, but I put little stock in such claims anymore, I figure they are either mindless speculation or purposeful psyops put out by one of the intelligence agencies to make him look weak. Of course, Putin is in his 70’s so if they keep saying he’s dead, eventually somebody will get it right, but it might take another 20 years, who knows?

[Eccl 10:2]

Thing is, he’s gonna die sometime. The over/under on him is probably less than most people would think.

So how would we know if he did die? Russia could put on all kinds of funereal theatrics and news conferences, but how would we KNOW?

[Larry Lucido]

Yes but Yuri Andropov may still be alive. Not sure about Breznev or Chernenko.

[Secret Agent Man]

Dont worry

Keith Richards will still outlive Putin.

[SaxxonWoods]

No, he died a year ago, 5 months ago and last week, he’s suffered multiple deaths. He’s got more body doubles than a case of doublemint gum. He’s so dead he doesn’t even smell anymore.

[BobL]

The way to tell if Putin is dead is to count the number of still-intact buildings in Kiev. If more than zero, then yes, Putin is dead (or at least out of power).