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Disbelief as woman who slurped 48 oysters on first date wonders what went wrong(He went to the bathroom and didn't return)
Daily Mail ^
| 10-13-23
| EMMA SALETTA
Posted on 10/13/2023 11:18:23 AM PDT by dynachrome
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He escaped a fate worse than death.
A little humor for these times.
To: dynachrome
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:19:28 AM PDT
by
dynachrome
(War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
To: dynachrome
I wonder what that cost...
(I’d disappear once I saw those ridiculous shoes.)
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:20:58 AM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: dynachrome
He didn’t wanted to pay for a pig at a trough is my guess
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:21:27 AM PDT
by
NWFree
(Sigma male 🤪)
To: dynachrome
A fate worse than death is a significant understatement!
She’s pleasantly plump currently.
With an appetite like that, she’s going to be a rather large person in the near future.
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:21:57 AM PDT
by
Pox
(Eff You China. Buy American!)
To: dynachrome
With a name like equanna.....no go.
There should be an update to the crazy/hot matrix to take into account names.
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:22:47 AM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: dynachrome
If she had done this at something like red lobster, I'd understand. But if you go to Fontaine's Oyster House, what do you expect? A coke and a bag of chips?
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:22:49 AM PDT
by
fruser1
To: dynachrome
I’m guessing she’s a BIG girl…
To: dynachrome
She dated him for him to pay for a huge meal for her. Thats all.
And she looks dressed like a hoe.
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:23:09 AM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: fruser1
48 oysters plus dinner, yikes!
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:23:39 AM PDT
by
dynachrome
(War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
To: dynachrome
EquanaB. IMO, black women in general are close to, if not, the least attractive females on the planet. There are some that aren’t, but it’s a short list.
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:25:08 AM PDT
by
CatOwner
To: dynachrome
Never try to make a girlfriend out of a stripper. Even if you don’t know if she’s a stripper but she looks like one, the same rule applies.
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:25:29 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(Ephesians 6:10 - 18)
To: dynachrome
“They was so goood…” Slurp!
LMAO!!!
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:25:44 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(You best start believing in Bible prophecies, you’re in one.)
To: dynachrome
I guess the date never heard that oysters are an aphrodisiac. Iguana was just priming the pump for the rest of the date.
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:26:02 AM PDT
by
shotgun
To: dynachrome
If she’ll slurp down 48 globs of slime-on-the-halfshell, she shouldn’t have any trouble with slurping on something else.
Jus’ sayin’ ...
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:26:33 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Jamestown1630
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:26:42 AM PDT
by
pnz1
("These people have gone stone-cold crazy")
To: dynachrome
That restaurant is pricey. Ate there once.
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:27:03 AM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
48 oysters plus dinner, yikes! You would not want that going poop in your house the next day! You would have to evacuate.
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:27:53 AM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Scott from the Left Coast
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posted on
10/13/2023 11:27:56 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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