New Yorkers are ditching therapists for psychics: ‘I just kind of gave up’

NY POST ^ | Published Oct. 9, 2023, | By Alexandra Klausner

[roving]

I went to a psychiatrist for a couple of months, years ago. Their number one go to is, how does that make you feel? I decided I can do that on my own.

[BipolarBob]

My spirit guidance counselor told me I was actually a thetan from billions of years ago and the evil Xenu nuked me in a volcano which transformed me into my thetan self and that's why I'm so screwed up and if I joined the Group, I would be rich and successful like Tom Cruise. I feel so much better knowing all of this. Everything seems to check out. They're legit. Nothing funny going on at all. Once I get my auditing session, I will feel just fine. I know it.

/sarc

[j.havenfarm]

I’ll see if I can get her to ditch liberalism, but she doesn’t also have to give up her “artistic life path,” does she?

[BobL]

“Some New York area residents are fed up with their therapists...”

There’s a WHOLE ARMY of people in NY City who make their living off the idiocy of rich leftists. However, it sounds like a few of them are FINALLY starting to figure this out, after 60 years or so.

[xp38]

One nickname I have for it is The Owners Manual.

[ConservativeInPA]

That’s a great nickname. A copy should be sent home from hospitals with every newborn baby.

[CTyank]

You can’t get me near an ouija board.

Knew a couple that believed they were connected to a spiritual guide. They had a party and we all took turns messing with it.

My friends wife talked me I to trying it with her. We asked a few basic questions and asked if the “entity” communicating with us had a name. It spelled out what I can only describe as something you’d expect from a horror movie.

My friend asked about the intentions and the planchette went to one side of the board, then shot out from under our fingers and stopped at the opposite end of the board. There’s no way either of us made that happen.

I’m not given to unscientific stuff, but that experience was enough to make me wonder. I’ll never go near one again.

[thesligoduffyflynns]

“Ode to Joy Behar”

😂😂

[Albion Wilde]

“...owner's manual....”

That’s a great nickname. A copy should be sent home from hospitals with every newborn baby.

Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth

[libertylover]

ditching their shrinks

Well, shrinks in New York are required to pretend that homosexuality is normal under threat of losing their licenses.

[Fai Mao]

Fools and their money, there is a saying about that isn’t there?

[SaveFerris]

I’m swiping that one!

[dfwgator]

I wonder if the psychics saw that coming?

[SaveFerris]

(I’ll never go near one again)

The belief in “spirits” that people attach to them opens a door to dark principalities and powers.

Too many stories like what you experienced.

[metmom]

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

Getting involved with the demonic is no improvement.

[SaveFerris]

Needlenose Ned says you could always use a little more life insurance.

amiright or amiright?

[dfwgator]

[SaveFerris]

Ned was such a good salesman, too.

Watch out for that pothole filled with water!

[dfwgator]

“It’s a doozy!”

[crusty old prospector]

I love that movie.