[roving]

I went to a psychiatrist for a couple of months, years ago. Their number one go to is, how does that make you feel? I decided I can do that on my own.

[BipolarBob]

My spirit guidance counselor told me I was actually a thetan from billions of years ago and the evil Xenu nuked me in a volcano which transformed me into my thetan self and that's why I'm so screwed up and if I joined the Group, I would be rich and successful like Tom Cruise. I feel so much better knowing all of this. Everything seems to check out. They're legit. Nothing funny going on at all. Once I get my auditing session, I will feel just fine. I know it.

/sarc