Posted on 09/29/2023 10:27:42 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Dianne Feinstein has passed away at 90 years old. In the wake of the tragic news, her estate confirmed to reporters that her death will in no way affect her re-election campaign.
"Make no mistake, Senator Feinstein will continue to serve in the Senate and will be proudly running for another term next year," said Tad Binkelstein, a spokesman for her upcoming campaign. "We need to move past this old idea that one's death should preclude one from serving their country."
Campaign surrogates assured voters that a vote for the California Senator would ensure a continuation of Feinstein's reliable left-wing voting record. "There is no candidate more suited to represent a dead state and a dead republic than a dead Senator," said Binkelstein.
Early polling indicated a 6% increase in her favorability rating in the wake of her death.
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If the dead can vote then I wouldn’t be surprised if the dead can get elected.
It’s never stopped democrats from voting before!
Richly, with ridiculous display
The politician’s corpse was Laid away
While her acquaintances sneered and slanged
I wept, for I longed to see her hanged.
Now Senate Dems noncognitive caucus of 2 is down to 1, Fetterman, with the passing of Feinstein
I love poetry.
Being that the Democrats just extended their lease of that Senate seat for another 40 years, I’m not sure it is necessarily good news.
Elon Musk already downloaded her brain via Neuralink. She is fully operational.
You can talk to Diane, send text messages and emails to RealFeinsteinsGhostCA@ussenate.gov.
An AI program will vote for her.
A fundraiser for her reelection campaign is forthcoming.
So she’ll be re-elected in a landslide?
Some people improve the world by their presence. Others, by their absence.
Per her last will and testament she identifies as living.
Shouldn't. She'll get reelected even if she's dead. She's been effectively dead a long time and it never stopped her from being reelected.
In the words of King Charles III: appalling old waxworks.
A very Balanced view.
Weekend with Diane.
More likely she'll be re-elected in a Scatslide.
She has a lock on the Zombie vote.
Hollywood may try that.
Maybe buried in a landslide.
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