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The Marines Need Help Finding a Lost Stealth Fighter and Nobody Can Stop Laughing
PJ Media ^ | 9-18-2023 | STEPHEN GREEN

Posted on 09/18/2023 8:15:21 AM PDT by servo1969

Those F-35 stealth fighters must be even closer to invisible than I thought because the Marines lost one on Sunday and nobody can find it.

A Marine piloting the special vertical takeoff and landing version, the F-35B, suffered some kind of “mishap” and was forced to eject over South Carolina. He ejected safely. He’s fine. We can go on and laugh. The plane, however, was nowhere to be found. Weighing in at over 32,000 pounds even when it isn’t filled with jet fuel, you’d think the missing jet would be easy to find, but no.

There was genuine concern that the autopilot might have been on, meaning that there was an $80 million fighter jet gently cruising around over South Carolina with no pilot and no canopy. Sunday drivers, amirite?

So whoever runs the social media for Joint Base Charleston took to Twitter to ask for help finding the super-invisible stealth fighter.

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An early report from NBC noted that “The jet was left in autopilot mode so there’s a possibility it could still be airborne somewhere over South Carolina.” That was early Sunday evening. Surely, it’s run out of fuel by now. (Yes, and don’t call me Shirley.)

But no one seems to have seen or heard the thing crash.

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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: f35; fighter; fighterpilotejected; lost; marines; pilotejected; planelost
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To: Yo-Yo

Good one!
My first thought was...”there’s got to be a way to blame Trump & the Jan.6th crowd for this!”
Maybe do one with LooterMan.


81 posted on 09/18/2023 10:30:14 AM PDT by Fireone (Who killed Obama's chef?)
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To: servo1969

Was this article written by a 12 year old boy?

“Nobody Can Stop Laughing”? Really?

“Sunday drivers, amirite?” Really?

Juvenile.


82 posted on 09/18/2023 10:33:38 AM PDT by Theo (FReeping since 1997 ... drain the swamp.)
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To: servo1969

I suppose ... that plane could be flown remotely from the ground? And this may be some 3-letter agency “thing” where they disappear one of these aircraft. And then send it to ... somewhere ... that starts with the letter “U”.
What?
I shouldn’t have said that out loud?


83 posted on 09/18/2023 10:37:24 AM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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To: Honest Nigerian

A single F35 isn’t going to make a bit of difference in Ukraine. The whole concept behind the F35 is to network them all, back to an AWACS. One plane by itself wouldn’t last a day.


84 posted on 09/18/2023 10:38:57 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: servo1969

Can’t they “ping” it and ask where it is?


85 posted on 09/18/2023 10:41:02 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: Vermont Lt

So you don’t smell a conspiracy here?
Or are you one of those peeps that spreads disinformation in response to disinformation?
Your assertion is quite shallow. But you are welcome to it.


86 posted on 09/18/2023 10:47:55 AM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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To: Honest Nigerian

I believe that the simplest cause is usually the cause.

It’s in the ocean or at the bottom of a lake.


87 posted on 09/18/2023 10:49:55 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: IYAS9YAS

You wouldn’t believe the number of caulk guns I’ve found after after buying a new one!


88 posted on 09/18/2023 10:52:40 AM PDT by Farmerbob
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To: Red Badger

LOL


89 posted on 09/18/2023 10:59:31 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: steve86

HOW CONVENIENT!!! THE CHINESE HAVE IT!


90 posted on 09/18/2023 11:00:27 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: servo1969

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91 posted on 09/18/2023 11:03:22 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: servo1969

What is the pronoun of the pilot? Bet they could answer that one.


92 posted on 09/18/2023 11:09:06 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ( What did Obama know, and when did he know it? Did Obama know Biden was taking bribes?)
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To: BobL

your theory is better than mine (its in the Great Dismal Swamp)


93 posted on 09/18/2023 11:14:50 AM PDT by SisterK (it's controlled demolition)
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To: BobL

I fear that is a plausible scenario. This vague “mishap” cover-up story is such BS.

The “B” variant is a short take-off and vertical landing aircraft (STOVL). It would be tough to land it remotely on a Chinese craft in ocean.


94 posted on 09/18/2023 11:23:40 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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To: BobL

China likely has it already. I suspect they got a hold of the ‘high tech’ (meaning GPS) navigation system and spoofed it to one of their many boats hanging out in the Atlantic.

At the unclassified level, this is not an unreasonable scenario.


95 posted on 09/18/2023 11:24:35 AM PDT by jagusafr ( )
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To: servo1969
Anyone got a visual on a Chinese balloon that has a cable and a hook?



96 posted on 09/18/2023 11:26:37 AM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: wally_bert

I don’t rememberGeorge Peppard rowing afyer one but I’ll take your word for it.


97 posted on 09/18/2023 11:46:13 AM PDT by xkaydet65
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To: xkaydet65

He tracked down a missing jetliner once.


98 posted on 09/18/2023 11:47:05 AM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: servo1969

what would be the statute of limitations on stealing one of those thingies... asking for a friend.


99 posted on 09/18/2023 12:15:38 PM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
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To: servo1969

I bumped into something yesterday but couldn’t figure out what it was. I’ll give them a call.


100 posted on 09/18/2023 12:18:17 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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