Posted on 09/01/2023 7:25:14 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson announced this week that Chicago is bringing a lawsuit against the estates of thousands of murder victims for failing to step out of the way of bullets when they were shot at.
"There is a crime wave being fed by too many sluggish shooting victims," said Johnson to a roomful of gang members disguised as journalists. "How hard is it to take a couple of steps to the right, or maybe duck once in a while? The gross negligence of Chicago's murder victims is out of control and we will hold them accountable."
The lawsuit comes as part of a multi-pronged effort to fight crime in the city, which will also include suing convenience store owners for having so many tempting treats to steal, suing car manufacturers for making cars that can be broken into, and suing babies for being too easy to kidnap.
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Dope is getting expensive.
LOL, when I first read the headline I figured it very believable, the Bee strikes first again!
Same here!
They’re suing car manufacturers for car thefts so this is probably coming.
I thought something similar with crime victims in Chicago since Chicago sued Kia over car the if’s. To De Mayor it would make perfect sense 🤣
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The day is coming at the rate things look.
LOL.......
“There is a crime wave being fed by too many lazy, sluggish shooting victims,”
said Chicago Mayor Johnson to a roomful of gang members disguised as journalists.
“How hard is it to take a couple of steps to the right, or maybe duck once in a while?”
“The gross negligence of Chicago’s murder victims is out of control and we will hold them accountable.”
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