To: Red Badger
2 posted on
08/21/2023 11:04:44 AM PDT by
fruser1
To: Red Badger
3 posted on
08/21/2023 11:06:39 AM PDT by
DoodleBob
(Gravity’s waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
To: All
“ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT THE SOUTH POLE OF THE MOON.
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.
USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.”
4 posted on
08/21/2023 11:08:24 AM PDT by
BipolarBob
(My urologist Dr. I. P. Freeley helped me and he can help you too.)
To: Red Badger
It crashed because of climate change.
5 posted on
08/21/2023 11:10:06 AM PDT by
Allegra
(Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
To: Red Badger
A new crater to be named. I propose naming it the “ой crater”.
6 posted on
08/21/2023 11:10:41 AM PDT by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Red Badger
It is very fortunate that a monkey wasn’t sent in the probe. The poor critter would have been fried crispy by the Van Allen Belts prior to crashing on the moon!
8 posted on
08/21/2023 11:12:34 AM PDT by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: Red Badger
9 posted on
08/21/2023 11:13:12 AM PDT by
McGruff
(Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
To: Red Badger
Best commentary on Russian vs. US technology prowess:
https://youtu.be/UxLe8MWdWe0
Hope this is still funny in a few years when comparing Chinese vs. US technology after the full effect of wokeism and dumbing down US education has been felt.
12 posted on
08/21/2023 11:22:01 AM PDT by
nvskibum
To: Red Badger
Shot down by the USA of course
13 posted on
08/21/2023 11:36:39 AM PDT by
Gary from Dayton
(Scary unvaccinated American )
To: Red Badger
The mission was to deliver some protected Canada geese to seek out and find the pools of water, then leave a crap trail for future astronauts to follow.
20 posted on
08/21/2023 12:43:36 PM PDT by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.for corruptiion)
To: Red Badger
The Soviets were the first to photograph the far side of the moon, which allowed them to name the most prominent features.
I remember my mother at the time thinking they had faked it.
To: Red Badger
It crashed so hard that it splashed raw egg all over Putin’s face.
24 posted on
08/21/2023 2:01:45 PM PDT by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: Red Badger
There go Putin’s plans for denazifying the Moon once and for all. Guess they’ll just have just fire some missiles at it while our Russia-luvin’ FReepers claim the Moon was asking for it by being a globohomo, corrupt celestial body.
27 posted on
08/21/2023 2:51:12 PM PDT by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: Red Badger
Roscosmos said it wanted to show Russia “is a state capable of delivering a payload to the moon" Well, they did, but...
29 posted on
08/21/2023 3:50:59 PM PDT by
Paul R.
(You know your pullets are dumb if they don't recognize a half Whopper as food!)
To: Red Badger
You don't mess with the Radar Men From The Moon. You just don't.
To: Red Badger
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