Sometimes you can't make this stuff up.
Just hunt them and have a big bbq.
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
A full grown male turkey is not a creature you want to mess around with....................
3 posted on
08/10/2023 7:02:01 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: DallasBiff
I live just south of this area in Washington County. There are turkeys all over around here. When I ride to the store there are turkeys in the fields,along the roadside,and in folks yards.
4 posted on
08/10/2023 7:04:20 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(Arise and shine,and give God the glory!-A trail cook's morning call.)
To: DallasBiff
a flock of turkeys is getting a bad rap in a city neighborhood.Not as bad as A Flock of Seagulls
6 posted on
08/10/2023 7:05:15 AM PDT by
1Old Pro
To: DallasBiff
"Every Turkey dies, but not every Turkey truly lives!"
10 posted on
08/10/2023 7:06:04 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: DallasBiff
13 posted on
08/10/2023 7:10:06 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: DallasBiff
My dad’s solution was a Remington Model 1100, 30” full choke barrel and a load of high brass, copper plated #6 shot. He used this setup for headshots since it preserved the meat.
I’ve still got one of his old turkey callers here somewhere. Irritates the wife and cat when I use it in the house, which is enough reason to dig it out.
To: DallasBiff
Round them up and give them a Chilean helicopter ride.
18 posted on
08/10/2023 7:20:57 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: DallasBiff
I happened upon a turf war between turkeys and Canadian geese once. They turkeys won.
To: DallasBiff
Thanksgiving is just around the corner.... just sayin!
22 posted on
08/10/2023 7:32:09 AM PDT by
Bob434
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
31 posted on
08/10/2023 7:59:37 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: DallasBiff
Thanksgiving is coming up.
Make it open season and no bag limit.
36 posted on
08/10/2023 8:08:20 AM PDT by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
To: DallasBiff
40 posted on
08/10/2023 8:21:36 AM PDT by
yelostar
(Spook codes 33 and 13. See them often in headlines and news stories. )
To: DallasBiff
Bunch of turkeys standing around on the corner in their black leather jackets smoking and carrying switchblades and trying to harmonize.
44 posted on
08/10/2023 8:24:16 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: DallasBiff
WKRP Cincinnati had a solution to give away turkeys...
45 posted on
08/10/2023 8:25:22 AM PDT by
GOPJ
(Companies that only advertise on MSNBC but won't advertise on FOX or NWSMX are 'bud light' companies)
To: DallasBiff
As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly.
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