Posted on 08/08/2023 11:45:52 PM PDT by grundle
This woman is venturing out of her house for the first time in 3 years so she can go see Barbie, right in middle of a deadly pandemic! So brave
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"I don't remember the last time I went to see a movie because I don't love going to the movie theater. But I'll tell you what, it pisses me off that I can't go see 'Barbie.' I want to go see it. Even if it is white feminism, I want to be able to go. So I'm doing a thing. And if you live in the Pacific Northwest, you can do anything with me. Here's what it is. Next week, which is July 31st, August 1st, someday next week, on a weekday, I am renting out a theater in northwest Portland, the entire theater, the whole theater. The theater seats 46 people, I think, we're only going to do 20 tickets. So me and 19 other people. That's it. In addition to that, there will be one employee. So the entire building, the entire cinema is going to be one employee plus 20 attendees. That's it.”
A scene from the movie Gremlins comes to mind.
Hahahahaha...
Years ago, I had a female patient who didn’t want to lay down on the exam table because the sheets we put on it were not new sheets, that someone had lain on them before. I was more patient in those days, and I explained that the sheets were laundered before we used them, etc. but she got angrier and angrier that I would get new sheets.
So I went and got a different set of laundered sheets and put them on, but she insisted stridently that she needed brand new sheets that had never been used.
When I told her I didn’t have access to any sheets except laundered ones, she became very abusive and demanded to see my boss, so I pulled over a chair for her to sit in, and went to find my boss. I was the one they used to give the difficult patients to, and it became a kind of badge-of-honor for me that I could handle with equanimity even the most abusive patients.
I explained the issue to my boss, and told her the patient wanted to talk to her. So my boss walked in, and introduced herself to the patient, asking her what the issue was.
She said I had been rude and unreasonable to her, and wouldn’t get brand new, never used sheets. My boss repeated what I had said, but the intransigent woman insisted, so my boss said she would do what she could to get some new sheets.
My boss asked the woman if she could get her a magazine to read while she waited, and the woman said “Oh, no. Only if it is new, because people have touched those magazines before! (as she pointed at the waiting room)
My boss blinked and said “Well, someone sat in that chair you are sitting in...”
And the woman leaped out of the chair as if she had been sitting on a hot stove!
Heh, in thinking of it now, I cannot remember how we proceeded, but I think my boss simply went and got a fresh set of laundered sheets, made sure they were nice and crisply folded, and had every intention of saying “Okay. I found some brand new sheets!”
Stripper, obviously.
I want to sneak in and once they’re all seated, poke my head in the door and loudly sneeze.
Ummm... well she herself is going to take up 2 seats so there goes her math.
My daughter’s a nurse and she’s had to deal with some nutcases in her time. She was an ER nurse for 7 years before switching over to the OR.
She says she likes the OR because the patients are sedated, LOL.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. She’s so gross. Can you imagine?
LOL, I have heard that exact sentiment before!
Greatest brainwashing in history.
Fat, paranoid, leftist, and stupid is no way to go through life.
“So me and 19 other people.”
When she said that I cringed. Tries to act so smart but can’t say, “So nineteen other people and I”.
are we sure this isn’t a parady? if so, it’s a really, really good one ... if not, she’ll be the fist Eloi to be taken when the Morlocks ascend ...
BTW, couldn’t she wait a few weeks and stream it on her big screen TV for a couple of bucks? that would be even “safer” ...
Stupidity ought to be self-correcting, shouldn't it? Alas, such stupidity is not new. Below are two videos which prove this.
“....right in middle of a deadly pandemic!”
Deadly pandemic? Are we having a deadly pandemic? No one told me. I didn’t get that memo.
Should I start panicking now? I better go. That toilet paper might be all gone before I get to the store.
300 lbs easy and she’s worried about a chest cold.
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