JW?
Soon as you nail that offendin' vehicle, Miss Pearson just called.
She's got him locked up in the shed and wondered if you'd like to come over and shoot it for her.
Call in the Chupacabra!
Strange things happening all over.
Now a goat rodeo that got out of hand.
Competing with DC.
Radar O’Reilly: Goats are people too, ya know!
hmmmmmm.....
for some reason this Scripture came to mind:
Matthew 25:32
32 And before Him shall be gathered all nations: and He shall separate them one from another, as a Shepherd divideth His sheep from the goats:
Try to find a border collie or some other type of herding dog and round them up or if the owner is around, see if he can call them up with some food.
Growing up we live on about 10 acres and has a few cattle, I came home one day and all the cows were out and just wandering around, I got some hay and feed and while calling them poured it into their trough, they came running back into the field I closed the gate behind them.
JW?
Soon as you nail that offendin' vehicle, Miss Pearson just called.
She's got him locked up in the shed and wondered if you'd like to come over and shoot it for her.
California needs to find a critter that can clean out the floors of their badly managed forests that are causing all the fires.
(Maybe elephants...)
Get a few people with buckets of cracked corn. Rattle the bucket a few times and maybe let a few goats have a nibble. Then walk as fast as you can in the direction you want the goats to go. For they will follow you and even may even trample you to get to that bucket of corn. If you get in your car and drive slowly with the bucket hanging out the window, you will have goats trotting beside your car following you to where ever you wish them to go.
One thing that will NOT work is chasing a goat. All it does is piss off the goat and wear you out.
People might accuse ‘em of being baaad, but they’ll insist that they are the GOAT.
Why, they’ll crap all over California’s streets. Can’t have that.
An improvement.
Thousands of suburban housewives gathered nearby to say “Awwwwwwwwww” in unison.
While driving through downtown Kingston, Jamaica I saw a couple goats walking down the sidewalk. A couple days later drove by a scene near downtown with a dead cow on the side of the road. A bunch of Jamaicans with machetes were in the process of cutting it up.
When my goats es Al all I have to do is shake the old coffee can I use to give them grain in the morning. They come running.
It happens a couple of times a year in that area.
It won’t be happening anymore if braziers are forced to pay shepherds $14k a month, as the state is trying to do.
Sounds like some BART employee found out what was going to happen to the goats when they were “retired” and decided to help them escape.
Some muzzie’s harem?
Lost farm knowledge makes cops look stupid.
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