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πππ!!! ππΌππΌππΌππΌπ πΏπππΏ πππππππ!!!!
7/22/2023
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alreadyposted; beeberstuned; boop; clickbait; coffee; coughee; didyousearch; dumbvanity; egostroking; freerepublic; hughandseries; kawfee; lazamataz; o0001egomaniac; owesme; stuned; suddenly; whataclown; zot
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To: Lazamataz
Like post #6, the title made my heart have a caffeine bolt!! I almost got out of bed to tell my Freeping Husband that you died!!!! I wanted to be the first to see it, LOL!!!
Thanks for the jolt bolt!!! Glad you are alive and keeping our humor alive!
To: Lazamataz
congrats on not beign dead- it’s been a wild ride for sure, and when the merry go round stops, noone knows- so enjoy the ride while it lasts-
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:24:02 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
I'm thinking you were the one to start the rumors of your own untimely demise.
Just to find out what people would post.
Not a bad idea, either. In my case, I doubt anyone would even notice.
44
posted on
07/22/2023 8:24:08 PM PDT
by
rdcbn1
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
46
posted on
07/22/2023 8:24:45 PM PDT
by
j.havenfarm
(22 years on Free Republic, 12/10/22! more then 6500 replies and still not shutting up!)
To: Responsibility2nd
That’s gotta be Monty Python! LOL!
47
posted on
07/22/2023 8:24:48 PM PDT
by
luvie
(πΊπΈThe bravery/dedication of our troops keeping us safe & free make me proud to be an American.πΊπΈ)
To: Bob434
has anyone seen aNy posts or heard anything from rdcbn1 lately?
48
posted on
07/22/2023 8:25:19 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Lazamataz
πππ!!! ππΌππΌππΌππΌπ πΏπππΏ πππππππ!!!!Was it the "dwarf"?
There was something about his "sinister grin".
To: Lazamataz
And I had your tombstone all ready! I guess it will keep.
50
posted on
07/22/2023 8:25:38 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Lazamataz
I’ll miss Laz and so will my close friend Alanis Morrisette who once wrote a song about her relationship with him.
51
posted on
07/22/2023 8:25:50 PM PDT
by
MeganC
(There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
To: Lazamataz
52
posted on
07/22/2023 8:26:08 PM PDT
by
generally
( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
To: Lazamataz
Be sure and ping us after you breathe your last.
53
posted on
07/22/2023 8:26:28 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(I do not recognize Bidenβs authority. (@FeistyFed on TS) π)
To: Lazamataz
Hey, say hi to Elvis and Jerry Garcia for me when yβall meet up. I hope youβre not in a bucket either. Regards
To: MeganC
Iβll miss Laz and so will my close friend Alanis Morrisette who once wrote a song about her relationship with him.Ok, that deserved a LOL.
You made the dead, laugh.
55
posted on
07/22/2023 8:27:50 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Iβm glad Iβm sitting on the throne reading that title. Holy effinβ chit dude. I coulda ruined a good pair of pants!!!
56
posted on
07/22/2023 8:28:18 PM PDT
by
Mathews
(I have faith Malachi is right!!! Any day now...)
To: Lazamataz
May Flights of Angles sing thee to thy rest! Rip Laz!
57
posted on
07/22/2023 8:28:26 PM PDT
by
Empireoftheatom48
(Read The Screwtape letters, section βScrewtape Proposes a Toastβ)
To: Lazamataz
But, but the night is not over yet.
58
posted on
07/22/2023 8:28:38 PM PDT
by
Mark
(DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
To: Mathews
Iβm glad Iβm sitting on the throne reading that title. Holy effinβ chit dude. I coulda ruined a good pair of pants!!!HA!
59
posted on
07/22/2023 8:29:14 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Equine1952
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:29:20 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(πΊπΈ)
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