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πππ!!! ππΌππΌππΌππΌπ πΏπππΏ πππππππ!!!!
7/22/2023
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
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To: Lazamataz
Fear not!
Laz is not gone. He continues his noble quest to ensure that no woman ever becomes an Involuntary Celibate (INCEL).
However, should that mournful day ever come upon us, remember Lazβs brilliant philosophy.
No, not βGo Ugly, Early.β
Simply, β Go Ugly.β
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posted on
07/22/2023 10:16:34 PM PDT
by
Natty Bumppo@frontier.net
(We are the dangerous ones, who stand between all we love and a more dangerous world.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/22/2023 10:18:30 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(βKiller rabbit jokes have a long tradition in medieval literature.β - Dr. James Wade)
To: Manic_Episode
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posted on
07/22/2023 10:19:22 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(βKiller rabbit jokes have a long tradition in medieval literature.β - Dr. James Wade)
To: Lazamataz
You dyed your hair? What color?
To: Lazamataz
A coward does a thousand times before his death,
But the valiant taste of death but once
To: Natty Bumppo@frontier.net
This thread was as lively and entertaining as few have been. β Yβall a buncha crazy bastids! And yβall did not disappointβ¦.”
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posted on
07/22/2023 10:26:44 PM PDT
by
drSteve78
(Je suis Deplorable. Even more so.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Quintessential hot ladies man. Died while hitting it?
168
posted on
07/22/2023 10:53:39 PM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
To: Lazamataz
I am in shock and will be wearing black for the next week.
169
posted on
07/22/2023 10:56:53 PM PDT
by
MarMema
To: Lazamataz; Larry Lucido
I’m sobbing uncontrollably.
To: monkeyshine
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Thanks for the update. π¬π
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posted on
07/22/2023 11:13:09 PM PDT
by
rktman
(Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with thisπ©? π«π)
To: Lazamataz
Rest in peace, FRiend. You have been a bright spot on Free Republic. Iβm sure you will continue to brighten the platform. You wonβt be missed.
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posted on
07/22/2023 11:16:44 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesnβt become your biography, what good is it?)
To: drSteve78
Get sad! A Master Swordsman didnβt pass tonight , the mourning will begin , heβll I donβt know. I guess when The Master Swordsman dies or near then.
To: Lazamataz
“Laz would’ve hit it” is a beloved FR catch phrase.
With those 4 words may Laz be forever immortalised.
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posted on
07/22/2023 11:18:44 PM PDT
by
Cronos
To: Lazamataz
I miss him hitting on everything... π₯Ή
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posted on
07/22/2023 11:19:12 PM PDT
by
Bikkuri
(I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
To: usurper
Wasn’t Buckhead the one who caught Dan Rather falsifying documents?
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posted on
07/22/2023 11:20:37 PM PDT
by
Bikkuri
(I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
To: Lazamataz
Now how am supposed to know who are the hot chicks to hit on?
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posted on
07/22/2023 11:24:13 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
To: Lazamataz
180
posted on
07/22/2023 11:27:41 PM PDT
by
griffin
(When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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