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7/22/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz

First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.

Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).

But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?

No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.

So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!

Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321

Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.


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To: Lazamataz

Fear not!

Laz is not gone. He continues his noble quest to ensure that no woman ever becomes an Involuntary Celibate (INCEL).

However, should that mournful day ever come upon us, remember Laz’s brilliant philosophy.

No, not β€œGo Ugly, Early.”

Simply, β€œ Go Ugly.”


161 posted on 07/22/2023 10:16:34 PM PDT by Natty Bumppo@frontier.net (We are the dangerous ones, who stand between all we love and a more dangerous world.)
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To: Lazamataz

162 posted on 07/22/2023 10:18:30 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (β€œKiller rabbit jokes have a long tradition in medieval literature.β€œ - Dr. James Wade)
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To: Manic_Episode

Lol!


163 posted on 07/22/2023 10:19:22 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (β€œKiller rabbit jokes have a long tradition in medieval literature.β€œ - Dr. James Wade)
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To: Lazamataz

You dyed your hair? What color?


164 posted on 07/22/2023 10:21:54 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Lazamataz

A coward does a thousand times before his death,
But the valiant taste of death but once


165 posted on 07/22/2023 10:23:45 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Natty Bumppo@frontier.net

This thread was as lively and entertaining as few have been. β€œ Y’all a buncha crazy bastids! And y’all did not disappoint….”


166 posted on 07/22/2023 10:26:44 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so.)
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To: Lazamataz

Was he actually a “guy”?


167 posted on 07/22/2023 10:35:34 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (1218 - NEVER FORGET!)
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To: Lazamataz

Quintessential hot ladies man. Died while hitting it?


168 posted on 07/22/2023 10:53:39 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
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To: Lazamataz

I am in shock and will be wearing black for the next week.


169 posted on 07/22/2023 10:56:53 PM PDT by MarMema
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To: Lazamataz; Larry Lucido

I’m sobbing uncontrollably.


170 posted on 07/22/2023 10:58:32 PM PDT by Enterprise
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To: monkeyshine

LOL!!!-


171 posted on 07/22/2023 10:59:48 PM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Lazamataz
Charlie XCX - Die Tonight
172 posted on 07/22/2023 11:10:31 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Threepeat! )
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks for the update. πŸ˜¬πŸ‘


173 posted on 07/22/2023 11:13:09 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with thisπŸ’©? πŸš«πŸ’‰)
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To: Lazamataz

Rest in peace, FRiend. You have been a bright spot on Free Republic. I’m sure you will continue to brighten the platform. You won’t be missed.


174 posted on 07/22/2023 11:16:44 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: drSteve78

Get sad! A Master Swordsman didn’t pass tonight , the mourning will begin , he’ll I don’t know. I guess when The Master Swordsman dies or near then.


175 posted on 07/22/2023 11:17:42 PM PDT by Equine1952
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To: Lazamataz

“Laz would’ve hit it” is a beloved FR catch phrase.

With those 4 words may Laz be forever immortalised.


176 posted on 07/22/2023 11:18:44 PM PDT by Cronos
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To: Lazamataz
I miss him hitting on everything... πŸ₯Ή
177 posted on 07/22/2023 11:19:12 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: usurper

Wasn’t Buckhead the one who caught Dan Rather falsifying documents?


178 posted on 07/22/2023 11:20:37 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: Lazamataz

Now how am supposed to know who are the hot chicks to hit on?


179 posted on 07/22/2023 11:24:13 PM PDT by Fledermaus (It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
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To: Lazamataz

You bored tonight?


180 posted on 07/22/2023 11:27:41 PM PDT by griffin (When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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