Here we see the prisoner being interviewed by the warden.
Posted on 07/17/2023 5:23:08 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
For those out there unaware, when you’re being booked into jail the hidden bullet behind your testicles counts as contraband. So when you’re asked if you have any “drugs or contraband” the answer to that question is “yes, I have a bullet hidden behind my testicles.”
Otherwise when the strip search reveals your hidden testicle bullet you’re going to get another charge placed on top of whatever it is you’ve been taken to jail for. Unfortunately, Michael Keanu Brennen learned this lesson the hard way.
The 24-year-old was hit with a felony for possession of contraband in a county facility. His strip search by staff at the Pinellas County Jail in Florida earlier this week revealed that he had a live .22 caliber round of ammunition “positioned underneath” his testicles.
This added charge comes after he had his vacation near the Gulf of Mexico cut short by law enforcement. According to police, Brennen had “utilized stolen information on a credit card” in order to secure a 17-night stay at a vacation home at Indian Rocks Beach.
You might be wondering what the cost of the alleged stolen vacation was. A reasonable $3,000.
While arresting Brennen police found a number of “drivers licenses, checks, social security cards, credit cards and debit cards in all different names.”
Reports indicate that he admitted to buying an ID on the internet and using that stolen ID to secure his rather lengthy vacation. If only he had done the same prior to the jailhouse strip search he wouldn’t have that extra charge.
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DANG!
hmmm... where should I store this extra bullet?
I keep my big-bore exploding bullet right in FRONT of my testicles.
“I don’t smuggle bullets very often,
But when I do...”
I’m calling the guy a “single shot.”
Here we see the prisoner being interviewed by the warden.
I’ve heard of ball ammo, but that’s nuts.
Did you think about this dude? Hey, Bob Smith we are declining your credit card purchase of a quart of milk and cereal at your local Giants because we see you are on a 3-week vacation at a resort in Florida. Oh, your bill is $3000. 1-800-BADCARD.
Not your typical jail scene with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor.
Taint a weapon.
What you did there, I see it.
This is my Rifle
And this is my Gun
And behind my testicles is my bullet.
“Gene Wilder would always try to hang out with the prisoners, ‘Hi guys, how you doin’?’”
“Gene, get your ass over here!”
“What do you think they’d do to us, Rich?”
“F… us!”
“But I’m not homosexual!”
“Homosexual got nothing to do with it. They don’t f…. you cause you like it. They f… you just to see that look on your face.”
Richard Pryor talking about when they were filming Stir Crazy at The Arizona State Peninteniary.
Well played
They missed a good gag on the Andy Griffith Show by having Barney keep his single round in his shirt pocket.
People forget, Pryor wrote much of "Blazing Saddles", where he and Wilder became a team. "Silver Streak" never got its due. In my book, one of the top ten comedy movies ever.
That old trick?
If I had a nickle...
I heard it helps with fertility too.
Cavity search for the revolver?
Well was it a Short or Long?
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