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White House Bombshell (Safe and Effective Satire)
6/16/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 06/16/2023 3:49:19 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

This afternoon a bombshell exploded in the White House when it was learned that a private company, Prankings LLC, was hired as a private consultant to assist in speech writing and information spinning for the Biden Administration.

Former Saturday Night Live writers who were released in the early 90s for writing humorous scripts when the show transitioning from comedy to becoming a show for political hacks.

Being very creative, they formed the company and reached an apex of success when they received the contract from the Biden Administration.

Their success in creative speech writing is quite apparent in speeches by Biden and the rest of the Administration. Recent examples of speech writing excellence include the "administration's plans to build a railroad from the Pacific Ocean "across" the Indian Ocean", "more than half the women" on his team are women during a speech at the White House, "I'm making sure you got a place to sleep, food to eat, helping you rebuild your lives in Rolling Stone", "20,000 lbs of fentanyl is enough to kill 1,000 people in this country," "I’ll paraphrase the phrase of my old neighborhood: The rest of the countries — the world is not a patch in our jeans. If we do what we wanna do, we need to do," etc.

Additional support is provided to mentally challenged Karine Jean-Pierre, the White House Paid Liar.

Prankings still has a year and half left on the contract which is expected to be renewed upon Biden's reelection.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 06/16/2023 3:49:19 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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