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NY Governor Announces Migrant Housing (Safe and Effective Satire)
6/8/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 06/08/2023 2:27:10 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

New York Governor Kathy Hokum issued an executive order mandating the quartering of migrants in private homes. In order for the migrants to assimilate well they will be assigned quarters in middle class conservative homes.

Some have expressed doubts that quartering migrants in private homes is constitutional, but Governor Hokum allayed those doubts. Governor Hokum, prior to issuing the executive order, consulted with the NY AG James and self proclaimed Constitutional and hands on birth control expert Jeffrey Toobin. Their expert opinion was that the Constitution only expressly prevented the quartering of British Troops, which would allow the quartering of migrants.

Governor Hokum expressed confidence that if the inflow of migrants remained less than the outflow of NY Citizens, there would not be a problem. California Governor Gavin :The Jackal" Newsom has expressed interest in this way of handling migrant housing and will discuss it with the state legislature and vassal states of Washington, Oregon and Colorado.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 06/08/2023 2:27:10 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Pretty good article FRiend !


2 posted on 06/08/2023 2:30:37 PM PDT by jcon40 (Most Leftists are just suckers shouting nonsense prepared by crafty, self serving exploiters )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

According to Federal law anyone who gave such aid to an illegal alien is breaking the law. And if said illegal alien commits murder than the person who gave them aid can receive the death penalty. Last I knew those laws were still on the books.


3 posted on 06/08/2023 3:02:55 PM PDT by Revel
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Archie and Edith might have room now that Gloria and Meathead have moved out.


4 posted on 06/08/2023 3:44:31 PM PDT by Bernard (“the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of God." JFK 1-20-61)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

People of New York deserve it..


5 posted on 06/08/2023 4:28:22 PM PDT by dpetty121263
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To: Revel

The Quartering Act was deemed unconstitutional decades ago because it is an unjust tax. NY needs a history lesson.


6 posted on 06/08/2023 4:41:43 PM PDT by cnsmom
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