To: RoosterRedux
As soon as I saw 437...I knew it was wrong...it is 347...
2 posted on
06/07/2023 2:46:07 PM PDT by
Sacajaweau
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To: RoosterRedux
3 posted on
06/07/2023 2:46:10 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: RoosterRedux
This should be in "Broken News"...
President Biden was present at the meeting but was unable to communicate due to a failure by alien lifeforms to create a telepathic link to his brain.
4 posted on
06/07/2023 2:47:02 PM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(See my FR homepage for a link to the entire Bible narrated by David Suchet on youtube. FREE!)
To: RoosterRedux
5 posted on
06/07/2023 2:47:43 PM PDT by
Nifster
( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: RoosterRedux
Talks will really break down when the aliens ask “what defines a woman?”
To: All
Notice that even aliens dress more appropriately that Senator Uncle Festerman.
7 posted on
06/07/2023 2:57:04 PM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(See my FR homepage for a link to the entire Bible narrated by David Suchet on youtube. FREE!)
To: RoosterRedux
The alien speaking is saying, “Lard Ass Tin, there are an even number of genders for every species we have encountered so you number of 437 is wrong.”
Secretary of Defense Lard Ass Tin: “Well, that count is what we have found so far.”
Alien: “I will make this simple, Lard Ass Tin, the number of genders for every species we have encountered is also a prime number.”
Lard Ass Tin to Aide: “Call Amazon to find out what a prime number is.”
Aide to Lard Ass Tin: “Yes, sir. Right away.” and leaves conference room,
The Aide returns and says: “Sir, Alexa at Amazon says, the only even prime number is 2!”
Aliens all gawfah!
To: RoosterRedux
This could easily not be the Babylon Bee.
9 posted on
06/07/2023 3:20:10 PM PDT by
maddog55
(The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
To: RoosterRedux
11 posted on
06/07/2023 6:21:12 PM PDT by
Salman
(It's not a slippery slope if it was part of the program all along. )
To: RoosterRedux
Alien King: We are so more advanced than you that we only need two genders. What do you use your other 435 for ???
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