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Report: Sandbag That Tripped Biden On Stage Also Participated In Jan 6 Capitol Riot
The Babylon Bee ^ | June 2 2023 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/03/2023 11:17:35 AM PDT by xp38

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — The motive behind a sandbag's sudden attack on President Joe Biden became more clear today, as sources within the federal government have produced photos showing the sandbag also participated in the U.S. Capitol riot on January 6, 2021.

"This sandbag has been a dangerous entity for some time," said one source under the condition of anonymity. "After reviewing video footage from the January 6, 2021 riot at the Capitol, we discovered the sandbag among the other Trump-supporting domestic terrorists. The sandbag has evaded justice since that day, giving it the opportunity to trip President Biden at the Air Force commencement ceremony."

As officials continued to dig into the sandbag's past, further red flags were raised. "We have also found a lengthy manifesto written by the sandbag," the source said. "We will not be releasing the manifesto to the public due to the potential damage it could cause to our democracy, but it's really bad. Just trust us, we're the government."

Though unharmed in the tripping incident, President Biden has privately vowed to bring the full weight of the federal government behind his crusade to hunt down other sandbags. Additional reports seem to have indicated the sand inside the bag was white, raising concerns about ties to white supremacist organizations.

"This attack on our national security will not be tolerated," a White House press release read. "This sandbag, and others like it, are a serious and frightening threat."

At publishing time, the Biden administration had asked the intelligence community to look into possible ties the sandbag may have had to the Russian government.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; isthisthebee; sandbag
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To: xp38
Sandbags are extremely dangerous. Don't try this at home.

21 posted on 06/03/2023 12:46:32 PM PDT by Bounced2X (Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
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To: 1of10

To hide the banana peel that Trump maliciously dropped for Biden to slip


22 posted on 06/03/2023 12:49:07 PM PDT by 353FMG (Secretly practicing my Putin swagger..)
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To: 353FMG
“To hide the banana peel”

So ...your saying .. not a grassy knoll ..but rather a slippery peel .... interesting
.. and a possible Trump connection.

That just brings up more questions ...
Are there sand bags at Marilago ?
What country did the banana come from ?
Has Trump eaten any bananas ?
Has Trump ever been sand bagged ?

Will this all be investigated or has the cover up started ...?

23 posted on 06/03/2023 1:00:23 PM PDT by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: xp38

It probably says, “Made in China, sending our best.”


24 posted on 06/03/2023 1:12:35 PM PDT by Faith Presses On (Willing to die for Christ, if it's His will--politics should prepare people for the Gospel)
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To: xp38

The sandbag was actually full of money and it was Joe Biden’s 10%. He dropped it at the beginning of his speech and forgot to pick it up. Usually that’s Hunter’s job but he was not there to pick up the bag full of money.


25 posted on 06/03/2023 1:20:13 PM PDT by George J. Jetso
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To: xp38

TOO FUNNY!


26 posted on 06/03/2023 1:39:34 PM PDT by Democrat = party of treason
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To: 1of10

National registration? Well certainly and don’t forget to include those high capacity bags. They are almost always used in mass baggings. Not to mention bump-bags and of course there needs to be a class and background check to fill one. Never ever try to conceal one especially in New York.


27 posted on 06/03/2023 1:56:36 PM PDT by OldWarBaby
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To: xp38

(BB noted.)

Joesniff Buttdung tried to claim he tripped over the old bag the other day, but the fact is, she wasn't even there that day.   Rather, she was back at the White-racist House, making big plans for next year.

28 posted on 06/03/2023 1:58:03 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: xp38

Don’t give them ideas


29 posted on 06/03/2023 2:01:49 PM PDT by Fledermaus (It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
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To: OldWarBaby; BradyLS; Steve Van Doorn; HereInTheHeartland; xp38; Lockbox; windsorknot; ...
New reports by George J. Jetso indicate The sandbag was actually full of money and it was Joe Biden's 10%.

This may explain why the media has gone silent ...

OldWarBaby has pointed out “those high capacity bags. They are almost always used in mass baggings.”
And could this be connected to the on going controversy over
“bump-bags and of course there needs to be a class and background check to fill one."
( a prerequisite for CONFISCTION)
Never ever try to conceal one especially in New York.

The New York connection is a new twist.
But could be related to the nation wide debate?
The ASBA has been vocal in their criticism of the Bidon regime.
Unsubstantiated reports continue to stream in.

ASBA assault ?
or Falsebag operation?

The TRUTH is out there ....

30 posted on 06/03/2023 3:13:34 PM PDT by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: 1of10

Maybe the sandbag is actually just an old bag?
That would then bring in the Hillary Clinton angle, that would make sense then.


31 posted on 06/03/2023 3:18:02 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
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To: HereInTheHeartland; Songcraft; OldWarBaby; BradyLS; Steve Van Doorn; xp38; Lockbox; windsorknot; ...
This just in ...
multiple sources are reporting that the “ sandbag is actually just an old bag”
but a report by Songcraft maintains “she wasn't even there that day”

Efforts are underway to determine and confirm the location of Hillery Clinton at the time.
IS this an attempt to “arkanside “ blow bidon ?

A nation in crises
,
... I hope I'm not spamming anyone ... just playing around a bit .... It just sort of hit me like this is unfolding

32 posted on 06/03/2023 3:44:23 PM PDT by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: 1of10

Yer good. I’m LOLing.


33 posted on 06/03/2023 3:45:50 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: 1of10

No sense of humor?


34 posted on 06/03/2023 4:07:58 PM PDT by 353FMG (Secretly practicing my Putin swagger..)
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To: xp38

35 posted on 06/03/2023 4:41:47 PM PDT by DFG
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To: 1of10

Hillary trying to sandbag Old Joe... 🤣


36 posted on 06/03/2023 5:08:04 PM PDT by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
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To: 353FMG
“No sense of humor?”

good question .... did you read all my posts on this thread?

or is that a little sarcasm I see ?

37 posted on 06/03/2023 5:41:48 PM PDT by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: dfwgator

Ha!


38 posted on 06/03/2023 6:20:45 PM PDT by TChad (Progressives are in favor of removing healthy sex organs from children. Conservatives oppose this.)
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To: Bounced2X

Good maneuver to give you lower back pain for the rest of your life.


39 posted on 06/03/2023 6:22:24 PM PDT by TChad (Progressives are in favor of removing healthy sex organs from children. Conservatives oppose this.)
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To: TChad
Good maneuver to give you lower back pain for the rest of your life.

Yep. That would do it.

40 posted on 06/03/2023 7:24:51 PM PDT by Bounced2X (Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
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