Posted on 06/03/2023 11:17:35 AM PDT by xp38
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — The motive behind a sandbag's sudden attack on President Joe Biden became more clear today, as sources within the federal government have produced photos showing the sandbag also participated in the U.S. Capitol riot on January 6, 2021.
"This sandbag has been a dangerous entity for some time," said one source under the condition of anonymity. "After reviewing video footage from the January 6, 2021 riot at the Capitol, we discovered the sandbag among the other Trump-supporting domestic terrorists. The sandbag has evaded justice since that day, giving it the opportunity to trip President Biden at the Air Force commencement ceremony."
As officials continued to dig into the sandbag's past, further red flags were raised. "We have also found a lengthy manifesto written by the sandbag," the source said. "We will not be releasing the manifesto to the public due to the potential damage it could cause to our democracy, but it's really bad. Just trust us, we're the government."
Though unharmed in the tripping incident, President Biden has privately vowed to bring the full weight of the federal government behind his crusade to hunt down other sandbags. Additional reports seem to have indicated the sand inside the bag was white, raising concerns about ties to white supremacist organizations.
"This attack on our national security will not be tolerated," a White House press release read. "This sandbag, and others like it, are a serious and frightening threat."
At publishing time, the Biden administration had asked the intelligence community to look into possible ties the sandbag may have had to the Russian government.
The Bee never disappoints.
They’ll get a lot of mileage from this story.
mostly peaceful ..black sand bag that is
I’m fairly sure it was the right wing of the sand bag. That wing of the bag had the motive of Bag ‘em and Tag ‘em. Very efficient highly effective wing.
Joe should only eat chocolate pudding in the future. The vanilla pudding would try to go down the wrong way and choke him because of vanilla supremacy.
But how does the sand inside identify ?
Sand, gravel, diamonds?
If it was white sand inside and it put on a black bag wouldn’t that be like black face...maybe blackbagging! :)
President Retard
Sandbags have a long history of public service in all branches of government but particularly with the Army, Marines, Corps of Engineers, the National Guard, and Civil Defense units stretching back to the first mealy bag.
Countless sandbags have given their all for this country and what respect do they get? NONE! No one says “Praise the Lord and pass me another sandbag.” No, the closest they get is “Lord willing and the creek don’t rise.” And we all know our faithfull guardians, the sandbags. will be there ready, willing, and able to go to work when it does. But no one says that—and we should!
Is it any wonder that a humble and trod-upon sandbag serving actively in the US Air Firce would have had enough? And maybe, just maybe, for once in a poor sandbag’s career, reminded Resident Go Brandon of what just ONE sandbag is truly capable of?
Better watch your step!
National Registration for Sand Bags? No unlicensed sand bags?
National Registration for Sand Bags? No unlicensed sand bags?
so ... your saying the CIA may be involved ... this hole is getting deeper by the minute.
A false-bag operation ?
Breaking News: A douchebag just tripped over a sandbag.
Lordy how I love The Bee
As SVD noted “the right wing of the sand bag. That wing of the bag had the motive” or at least a perceived motive ..
But as HITH has noted we don't know “how does the sand inside identify ?” .. Was it really the “right wing”?
xp38 also noted “white sand inside and it put on a black bag wouldn't that be like black face...maybe blackbagging”
blackbag .. a term long associated with CIA ops.
Now why we ask, for what purpose ?
BradyLS noted “Countless sandbags have given their all for this country”. ... why would the CIA seek to tarnish the reputation of sand bags?
Well it looks like Lockbox may have hit on the key ..
“National Registration for Sand Bags? No unlicensed sand bags?”
You will note that it is twice as important then you may think.
Then windsorknot points out the media is in lock step, promoting and pushing the line. “Breaking News: A douchebag just tripped over a sandbag”
Are we seeing another deep state psyop unfold right before our eyes?
... naaaa
Just wish there were two sand bags and they would have Tea Bagged old Joe while he was down. But then he may have enjoyed it!
“there were two sand bags “
two sand bags ....interesting ..
was there a grassy knoll?
this is getting deeper all the time.
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