It's that time of year again. It is a phenomenon that FReepers are among the most astute people around, yet FReepers are such lousy boaters. And to all you weekend warriors, scurvy scoundrels, sunburned scallywags, assorted sea lubbers, pirates, buccaneers, privateers, and fly-over-country deplorables, pay attention to item #7. And yes, this is a re-post because it needs to be repeated.
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To: VRW Conspirator
2 posted on
05/29/2023 1:22:17 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: VRW Conspirator
Tell me about it. I lost my entire gun collection in a tragic boating accident.
To: VRW Conspirator
FReepers are such lousy boaters
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How do you reach that silly conclusion - I spent 30 years at sea.
4 posted on
05/29/2023 1:23:09 PM PDT by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: VRW Conspirator
Quit transporting all of your firearms by boat?
5 posted on
05/29/2023 1:23:25 PM PDT by
Eagles6
(Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
To: VRW Conspirator
I like to watch some of the boat ramp videos. Lots of lessons to be learned there. Amazing how many boats with capable people on board to handle a line, and the captain leaves the wheel so he can work a line.
6 posted on
05/29/2023 1:24:17 PM PDT by
21twelve
(Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
To: VRW Conspirator
7 posted on
05/29/2023 1:26:02 PM PDT by
VRW Conspirator
(Socialism should more accurately be called Sociopathism)
To: VRW Conspirator
Those Rules only are good for small lakes & ponds, rivers. The Sea has a different set of rules of which those mentioned are just for starters **before you buy a boat**.
8 posted on
05/29/2023 1:26:33 PM PDT by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: VRW Conspirator
Not one dent.
Then there's this -
12 posted on
05/29/2023 1:30:15 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: VRW Conspirator
18 posted on
05/29/2023 1:41:44 PM PDT by
DarthFuzball
("Life is full of little surprises." - Pandora)
To: VRW Conspirator
19 posted on
05/29/2023 1:44:14 PM PDT by
VRW Conspirator
(Socialism should more accurately be called Sociopathism)
To: VRW Conspirator
*bloop*
Was that the fish finder?
20 posted on
05/29/2023 1:44:59 PM PDT by
conservativeimage
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To: VRW Conspirator
Only when we have our weapons onboard, are we lousy boaters. 🤣
To: VRW Conspirator
Elvis eats boats! Elvis eats boats! Elvis, Elvis, Elvis....!!!
22 posted on
05/29/2023 2:04:07 PM PDT by
sauropod
(“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
To: VRW Conspirator
WE spent WAY to much money on buying our sailboat to do stupid things with it. It’s the only home we have.
While I won’t claim to be the BEST at boating, we haven’t killed anyone, nor, have we damaged anyone else’s boat. WE did break a bow light once trying to get out of a slip, but, it was a learning error on my part. I am a bit better now.
To: VRW Conspirator
To: VRW Conspirator
1. Don’t Go Near The Water.
2. Never Violate Rule #1.
3. No More Rules Required.
To: VRW Conspirator
4.Designate an Assistant Skipper
Always a wise precaution - just in case the Professor can't figure out a way to outsmart the headhunters.
29 posted on
05/29/2023 2:39:55 PM PDT by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: VRW Conspirator
As a boater - and an owner of a marina in New England, I have to say happy boating this summer.
30 posted on
05/29/2023 3:00:38 PM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: VRW Conspirator
The last time I went power boating I had to fieldstrip a pair of Ma Deuces afterward. Come to think of it that boat would be fun to have at the next Hollywood Actor Regatta.
32 posted on
05/29/2023 3:37:05 PM PDT by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: VRW Conspirator
FReepers are such lousy boaters.
We’ll see. I am building a 20’ Carolina Dory from scratch.
When I get it out, I’ll come back here and tell you whether I suck or not.
38 posted on
05/29/2023 3:47:21 PM PDT by
nesnah
(Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
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