Safe Boating Tips (FReepers are Lousy Boaters)

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[Robert DeLong]

Only when we have our weapons onboard, are we lousy boaters. 🤣

[sauropod]

Elvis eats boats! Elvis eats boats! Elvis, Elvis, Elvis....!!!

[Conan the Librarian]

WE spent WAY to much money on buying our sailboat to do stupid things with it. It’s the only home we have.

While I won’t claim to be the BEST at boating, we haven’t killed anyone, nor, have we damaged anyone else’s boat. WE did break a bow light once trying to get out of a slip, but, it was a learning error on my part. I am a bit better now.

[ken in texas]

Another handy reference is "How to Avoid Huge Ships". Much wisdom there, and the reviews are hilarious. ;-)

[rlmorel]

Lol

[rlmorel]

Hahahahaha

[BradyLS]

Yup. And I think the fish found it.

[Paal Gulli]

1. Don’t Go Near The Water.

2. Never Violate Rule #1.

3. No More Rules Required.

[Charles Martel]

4.Designate an Assistant Skipper

Always a wise precaution - just in case the Professor can't figure out a way to outsmart the headhunters.

[Deplorable American1776]

As a boater - and an owner of a marina in New England, I have to say happy boating this summer.

[Deplorable American1776]

You are supposed to have two anchors: A gold plated one to keep as a showpiece, a galvanized one to use to hold your boat in place! Or you could have another to throw a liberal overboard!! 🤓

Of course, that is a waste of a good anchor...🤓

[Seruzawa]

The last time I went power boating I had to fieldstrip a pair of Ma Deuces afterward. Come to think of it that boat would be fun to have at the next Hollywood Actor Regatta.

[Deplorable American1776]

I lost my entire gun collection in a tragic boating accident.

Me too and my gun safe, too... 🤓

[Tijeras_Slim]

LOL , memory lane.

[Deplorable American1776]

And people believe that 81 million votes were cast for Biden??

[Deplorable American1776]

Make sure if you go out on a 3 hour cruise, that you have a Ginger and/or a Mary Ann...🤓

[sasquatch]

Most anchors are used to deploy the chain.

[nesnah]

FReepers are such lousy boaters.

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We’ll see. I am building a 20’ Carolina Dory from scratch.

When I get it out, I’ll come back here and tell you whether I suck or not.

[gundog]

Went duck hunting once with a father and son that were always bickering. We got underway, and about a quarter mile from the boat ramp, and the dad looks back and says, “Looks like we’ve got company. There’s lights at the boat launch.” I don’t remember which of them parked the truck, but they left the lights on.

[DouglasKC]

Most of the problem with freepers is apparently that they atte mpt to transport weapons...which of course leads to the unfortunate loss of the firearms.