'It's like twice a week now': Poop problem plagues San Francisco mall elevators

The Blaze ^ | 5-16-23 | Alex Nitzberg

[dynachrome]

People have been pooping in elevators at the Westfield San Francisco Centre mall, and the frequency of the problem has reportedly picked up.

"It's like twice a week now. It used to be once a month," Abimael Garcia, who manages janitors at the mall, noted, according to the San Francisco Standard. "So lately, it's increased."

Garcia believes people poop in the elevators because they are the nearest semi-private areas to Mission Street, where there are often individuals camping, according to the outlet — several workers indicated the only routinely utilized public bathrooms at the mall are located on the second floor.

"It's a long way to the bathrooms from Mission [Street]," Garcia remarked. "The elevators are closest to the street. It's so easy."

Other bathrooms like the facilities at the food court or in stores are often not open because of sanitation concerns or drug use, workers indicated, according to the outlet.

[gathersnomoss]

Hey, pull my finger....OOPS!

[NorthMountain]

A lot of them have chronic diarrhea from intestinal parasites an poor hygeine.

[ponygirl]

This is all intentional. Think about it. Step 1: increase the number and size of national forests. Let forest fires get out of control. Burn down the ancient homesteads and ranchers, then buy those assets for Pennies on the dollar. Make it illegal to own land. Make it illegal to drill for water. Take over all water resources and sell it back to the farmers that remain. Increase the cost until farmers retire and their kids sell out because it is unsustainable. They’ve all moved to the jobs in the cities anyway. The farms that remain will work for corporate farms/government. Step 2: declare climate emergency. Point to every tropical storm as a disaster. Then When a real hurricane arrives, it’s a catastrophe. Offer no help. See Katrina. When the coastal areas flood and homes are destroyed, and insurance can no longer afford to cover, banks buy them out for Pennies on the dollar. Step 3: Turn the cities into hell zones. Stop funding the police. Disarm the citizens. Refuse to arrest drug users. Release murderers back onto the streets. Businesses flee as the once thriving downtowns turn into a Mad Max scenario. Property owners desperate to get out sell or abandon when their mortgages go underwater. Banks come in and take formerly valuable property for Pennies on the dollar. Step 4: as the city dwellers flee to the suburbs, build section 8 properties in the midst of those areas. Preferably next to an elementary school. Force the communities to accept the pedophile agendas in their schools and churches. Force DEl doctrine in the businesses and corporations. When the citizens attempt to flee to the rural areas, see step 1.

Eventually, they will own every resource of value. Then they crack down on crime, flip the switch to activate their Ukrainian-trained armies to cRack down on dissenters. They clean up the sewers they created, make the cities and suburbs livable again. Since there is nothing to buy and private property is illegal, They will rent you a tiny, refurbed home. They’ll even rent you furniture, just like you rent software or movies No one will be allowed to live in the rural areas. Everyone will exist in a 15-minute district.

You will own nothing, and you will be happy.

[rlmorel]

I have been thinking of that quote quite often lately.

[AFreeBird]

Today the golden Rule is: the one(s) with the gold make the rules.

[wetgundog]

I didn’t know Biden was in San Fransicko? Leaving DNA samples in elevators now.

[Bullish]

The politicians in SF are destroying themselves and I guess they’re to stupid to realize it.

[Bullish]

This formerly Constitutional republic is only sustainable and suitable for a moral, ethical and Godly people, and this ain’t it.

[GOPJ]

Democrat hellhole...

[ConservativeMind]

I can say bums lined the halls of the downtown public transit building in 2016, and the elevators were cordoned off, due to needing cleaning from having been used as their toilets.

It was rank.

[No name given]

Just like Denver, Minneapolis, New York City, Chicongo, Portland, Seattle and Los Angeles!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Remember, the are all supporters of the King Of Public Poopers, Joe Bidenskyyy.

[know.your.why]

[lee martell]

This is how many BART train stations ended up with locked public restrooms for about 12 years. Too many Mad Poopers. Too many dopers who move in and lock the world out until the doors had to be removed. This is why we often can’t have nice things.

[joma89]

And in November, this useful idiot will vote for the democrat...again.

[SMARTY]

Hmmm... could it be that more and more of the illegals are arriving???

[Leaning Right]

That great line is originally from Ernest Hemingway’s ‘The Sun Also Rises’.

“How did you go bankrupt?”
“Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly.”