Biden Finally Draws Larger Crowd Than Trump
Dr. Jill to Joe: "See? they love you, Joe! Wave to them!"
Posted on 05/16/2023 8:45:16 AM PDT by BipolarBob
EL PASO, TX — The mainstream media has been heaping praise on President Biden for finally drawing a larger crowd than former President Trump. According to reports, hundreds of thousands are gathering in El Paso and it's all because of President Biden.
"These are truly historic numbers we are seeing! Trump could never get this many people even at his biggest rallies," gushed CNN anchor Anderson Cooper. "This is an incredible moment for President Biden. He's clearly resonating with the American people -- well, the people, anyway -- and it's clear that his policies are making a real difference." Upon seeing the massive crowds, MSNBC's Rachel Maddow added, "This just goes to show that people are hungry for real leadership and real strength. President Biden is clearly delivering on that front."
Many news sites praised the crowd for its youthfulness and diversity. "Just look at how young of a crowd Biden pulls!" exclaimed Anderson Cooper. "All those unaccompanied minors — I mean democrat voters and it's all thanks to Biden."
When asked for comment, even Trump had to admit that it was a "tremendous and unbelievably large crowd of people that — to be quite frank with you — I could never draw, believe me!"
it’s a satire site...
Irony thy name is Babylon!
Lordy how I love the Bee
The crowd is 75% illegals who were promised something to eat and drink.
When those creases on my forehead appear...I check the BEE.
Your percentage is low..
Indeed.
I though one of two things when i saw this headline....it was either CNN or Babylon Bee...both obviously satire websites.
And the hits just keep on coming from the Bee.
Off the subject I wonder what hanging drew the largest crowd?.
That is an interesting subject. I’ve read somewhere they quit doing public hangings because it inflamed the crowd (they wanted more).
I thought Trump must have had another weather cancellation and Biden was meeting in an Amtrak station.
Love the Bee...
Bwàaaahahaha
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